War Porn: Assad Cleaning House

Video claims against FSA but I surely hope its ISIS. Good part at 1:00

Allahu Ackbar!

Hat Tip: Squiggly McSqiggles .

Posted by: Howie at 02:19 PM


1 when the jet points straight at them and fires weapons the camera guy instantly announces "aloha snackbar!" which is arabic for "OHSHIT!"

really, 'aloha snackbar' is the most flexible metasyntactic variable ever.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at September 02, 2014 02:54 PM

2 In the 1980's Assad's daddy Hafaz had trouble with the muslim brotherhood. Seems they just did not like him and kept trying to kill him. Hafaz finally got tired of the brothers and surrounded their home town of hama with artillery. He then ordered all civilians out by a certain time. When the time came he ordered his troops to open fire and keep firing. They did until the town was a smoking heap of rubble. Never again did the muslim brotherhood attempt to kill him. KILL ALL TERRORISTS!!!

Posted by: JusCruzn at September 02, 2014 03:33 PM

3 Hoorah! Somebody by the camera died; somebody called goodby to ollie.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 02, 2014 06:43 PM

4 Two types of aircraft in the video.
MiG-23: variable sweep wings, one tail.
MiG-29: two tails, did the shooting at the cameraman.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 03, 2014 01:34 AM

5 Last thoughts?

Posted by: obsidian at September 03, 2014 05:38 PM

6 That guy had some real balls, He was bringing those attack runs right down on the deck, Up close and personal, Good ordinance placement, and great flight skills, 5 stars.

Posted by: bobfrommosinee at September 03, 2014 08:36 PM

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