Death of a Jihadi Gangsta He Was Almost Like Jesus or Something
Not not Michael Brown you idiots, Douglas McAuthur McCain. Look at this fluffy eulogy of Duale ThaslaveofAllah on NBC:
McCain, 33, called himself "Duale ThaslaveofAllah" on Facebook and his Twitter bio reads: "It's Islam over everything." But how did this would-be rapper go from shooting hoops in a blue-collar area of Minnesota to dying in the civil war thousands of miles from home? This is his story -- one shared in part by only a "small handful" of Americans believed to be fighting in Syria with ISIS. “He was a goofball in high school,” that classmate told NBC News. “Doug was a fun guy to be around. Played basketball, joked a lot, had a small sense of humor. Got along with most … Wasn't the best athlete, but liked to play.” Another classmate recalled going to teen nights on Fridays at the local YMCA to play basketball and dance. McCain "was a good guy who loved his family and friends," the classmate said. "He would be the light in anyone's darkness. He always made you smile with his goofy self." “He was a normal guy, who was social, open-minded, like to smile always, and always wanted to be a good Muslim,” the acquaintance from the restaurant said.See! He was just a good guy. Almost Jesus-like in his tolerance of Christians.
It is time that you be aware that the polytheist Rāfiḍah are of the most evil to tread upon this earth, more evil than the Jews and the Crusaders. It is time that you disbelieve in democracy which will not bring better than what it has brought upon you in the past lean years. It will bring nothing upon you but shame and disgrace. It is time for you to know that democracy is nothing but a tool and method by which the Ṭawāghīt (tyrants) are empowered and by which they wage war upon the Religion of Allah. It is time that you to reject your treacherous politicians, who have only been working for their own personal and private benefits, the ones who through voting for them, you gained nothing but humiliation, degradation and oppression. It is time that you O Sunnah of Iraq to know the way of honour and authority, the way of prosperity, security and happiness. It is time that you know there are no rights without Jihad, no justice without Jihad, no honour without Jihad, no security without Jihad, no hope without Jihad, no life without Jihad, no life without Jihad.Wait a minute did Jesus hate the Jews, the Crusaders and the Rāfiḍah (Shia)? OK well maybe he was just a tiny racist and uses the N word a lot, but surely his love for the gay community is Jesus-like?
Why do these fags keep saying that they were born gay no bitch you choose to put a dick in your ass just saying— Duale Khalid (@iamthetooth) January 15, 2013
Posted by: firefly at August 26, 2014 04:13 PM
big burly dude named Bruno would put a dick up
his ass every night! That would be justice to
to the 1,000th power.
To me, the cornhole watch is more fitting!
Posted by: Leonard Jones at August 26, 2014 04:28 PM
Posted by: Kafiroon at August 26, 2014 06:16 PM
("I did it for islam and for allah!")
and if you mention Izzlam then you are a crazy person what
("I was waging war against the christians!!!")
with izzlylam being a religion of peace and all that so it's a
("Hey, it was jijad for allah, god dammit!!")
big mystery, innit?
I like to think the dead guy's ghost is just as pissed off at the clueless media as I am.
Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at August 26, 2014 08:34 PM
Posted by: momanherald at August 27, 2014 06:24 AM
There must be a script that they pass around in the black community to be used only whenever a gang-banger gets killed by someone besides another gang-banger. "He was such a good boy, he loved his family, he was supremely devoted to hisbastards and brought foodstamps hometo all hisbaby mamas. And, he was planning on going tocollege too."
Posted by: MWTexas at August 27, 2014 08:32 AM
Posted by: Bubbe at August 27, 2014 12:23 PM
Posted by: zimalistsr at August 28, 2014 08:18 AM
Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0058 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0035 seconds, 16 records returned.
Page size 11 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.