A Declaration of War We All Wanted To See

The Islamic State of Losers declares war on HAMass and The Muslim Bitchderhood.

There is a war of fatwas and some serious cyber rattling back and forth between the Muslim Brotherhood on the one hand and the organization of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) on the other hand. The fatwa wars erupted after Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, president of the World Federation of Muslim Scholars, the spiritual father of the Muslim Brotherhood, denounced the legitimacy for Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as Caliph of the Muslim world. In turn, the ISIS denounced the Muslim Brotherhood and in addition Hamas as “apostates” and “followers of witchcraft theology”

I don't know about you, but I'm stocking up on popcorn.

Posted by: Vinnie at 04:57 PM


1 I wonder which of these guys is qualified to issue a fatwa?

Posted by: Valerie at August 25, 2014 05:21 PM

2 Why, all of them, of course.

Posted by: Vinnie at August 25, 2014 05:26 PM

3 We obviously are not pizzing off the right people.
We are not getting hardly any new threats/fatwas anymore.

Posted by: Kafiroon at August 25, 2014 06:20 PM

4 I'm stocking up on ham sammiches pretzels.

Posted by: irish19 at August 25, 2014 06:56 PM

5 Oh, oh, here it comes. Wait for it...

Bitchderhood, Ham-ass good, ISI* bad.

Mongo like Sheriff Bark

Posted by: Fewenuff at August 25, 2014 07:09 PM

6 Popcorn and Vermont bacon. Heh

Posted by: Fewenuff at August 25, 2014 07:10 PM

7 The only problem is that the Hamas-huggers are going to seize on this as evidence that Hamas is good. Same for the Ikhwan.

Posted by: Yitzchak Goodman at August 25, 2014 08:52 PM

now this could be fun. Hope that they take each other out.

Posted by: Aussie at August 25, 2014 09:00 PM

9 There can be only one!

Posted by: kzintius at August 25, 2014 09:17 PM

10 ....and so the snackbar wars begin.

Posted by: USMCshooter at August 26, 2014 12:44 AM

11 Moustache cursing to begin immediately.

Posted by: HAL at August 26, 2014 10:31 PM

12 case of just more "Rats creating an environment that only rats can live in."

Posted by: momanherald at August 27, 2014 06:43 AM

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