Imperial Very Good News! Assad Kills ISIS Jihadi Abu Moussa

Protein Wisdom:

“ISIS Jihadi Who Threatened To Raise Flag Of Allah In White House Is Dead”
So I guess he’ll be needing a proxy to raise that flag now.

And yes, I’m holding back the urge to say, “like, maybe Obama?”


He's dead Jim

Posted by: Howie at 01:00 PM


1 I'm actually tossing confetti because Bashir Assad killed someone. What a soul-sucking viper pit the ME is....

Posted by: The Sanity Inspector at August 22, 2014 01:30 PM

2 Did you see this tool in that VICE video? I swear he is retarded. All these azzholes seem that way. Blabbing away about how they want to die - I'll take the side that wants to live in any war!

Posted by: SLAMdance at August 22, 2014 02:03 PM

3 We will see ALL of them dead before any such thing ever happened.

Satan laughs at them and has the flaming pigshit ready.

Posted by: grepfronf at August 22, 2014 05:16 PM

4 They want to die. So be it.

Posted by: grepfronf at August 22, 2014 05:18 PM

5 Sweet! I had a real pleasurable back and forth with this bum about a week ago when the #AmessagetoUSfromIS thing kicked off... Im gonna miss that guy... Lol

Posted by: IraqVet at August 22, 2014 05:35 PM

6 Try to imagine if Assad hired a minor public relations firm to run commercials in the USA, cable and internet.
"Finaly, a President willing to fight back against fascists."
"Bashir: Doing the shit you know you ought to have done."
"Support the real fight, donate now to SYRIA-AID."

I might send him $20 if there was a t-shirt involved.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at August 22, 2014 07:53 PM

7 here's hoping the missile struck him in his goat favoring ballsack

Posted by: Jrr at August 22, 2014 10:55 PM

8 As much as I dislike a butcher like Assad, at least he isn't a complete psycho like ISIS/GFA (or what ever hell they are calling themselves today). Only other thing I would like to say is "what the hell took you so long?"

Posted by: mdb at August 22, 2014 11:30 PM

9 What took so long? Well, it probably helped that ISIS moved a lot of men and AA guns into Iraq. Left some vulnerabilities.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at August 23, 2014 08:09 AM

10 Allah be praised, pig snout and pork bones. Where do we send get well in Hell cards?

Posted by: Andy Capp at August 25, 2014 12:36 AM

11 (Bill Clinton Mode)

That depends on what the meaning of what IS IS.

(End Bill Clinton Mode)

What a prophet that man was....

Posted by: Gork at August 25, 2014 06:21 AM

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