The Horror! Space Photo Shows Explosions & Rockets Over U.S.

Astronaut Alexander Gerst was heartbroken after seeing "explosions" in Gaza from space.

Imagine his horror when he saw this over the United States:


It looks like Atlanta is a goner for sure!

(Hat Tip to Barry for image and post idea)

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UPDATE: Astronaut Gerst was excited to see all the lava flowing from Mount Etna in this image of Sicily:


I really have to question an astronaut's qualifications if he can't tell the difference between explosions, rockets, lava, and city lights.

Posted by: DMartyr at 12:40 PM


1 I question the sanity of any person that climbs into an over designed beer can and accepts being hurled into a vacuum.

Posted by: Jess at August 03, 2014 02:13 PM

2 Man's a fucking idiot.
Who'd he blow to get into the ISS?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 03, 2014 03:11 PM

3 Poor Atlanta! Whatever Sherman left of it is certainly gone now.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at August 03, 2014 03:14 PM

4 According to that the US has gradually been on fire and growing for decades.

Posted by: Kafiroon at August 03, 2014 03:57 PM

5 Looks like N'awlins is rocking.

Posted by: Bubbe at August 03, 2014 04:33 PM

6 Remember NASA changed it's mission from exploring space to Promoting Islam ( enabling Islamic terrorism ) on orders from then New POTUS Barack Hussein Obama aka Barry Soretero.
So this Islamonaut is just following his orders.

Posted by: obsidian at August 03, 2014 04:52 PM

7 Don't they profile these clowns before they send them into orbit anymore? I guess no one cares if they really have the right stuff. Just some stuff.

Posted by: Michael.J Bilek at August 03, 2014 10:38 PM

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