Michael Moore Gets Screwed

She's a ginger and she has no soul. But she has plenty of Michael Moore's money, so for a small fee, I'd still hit it.

Perhaps Michael Moore would have been better suited to make movies, not documentaries. After all, like actors in a film, Moore has been pretending to be something he’s not: a hater of capitalism.

Michael Moore Kathleen in happier times
just after hitting the buffet

In a 2009 interview with Larry King, Moore — famous for “Roger & Me,” “Bowling for Columbine” and “Fahrenheit 9/11″ — described capitalism as a failure and voiced his own support for a socialist society.

“I don’t think I’m in that [richest] 1 percent … Even if I were, I think it’s my responsibility — my moral duty that if I’ve done well, that I have to make sure that … the pie is divided fairly amongst the people and not just a few people get the majority of the loot and everybody else has to struggle for the crumbs,” Moore told King.

However, details that have emerged thanks to Moore’s impending divorce from wife Kathleen Glynn suggest that the documentarian is not a champion of socialism but, as Jalopnik Detroit so eloquently puts it, a “filthy rich hypocrite.”

Hey a guy's gotta eat.

Posted by: Howie at 12:05 PM


"Hey a guy's gotta eat." And eat. And eat. And eat.

Say, are you gonna finish that spare-rib?

Posted by: MtTB at July 29, 2014 12:52 PM

2 Maybe rich disgusting fat blob take big shit on police car.....just to prove he one of us?

Posted by: KIM at July 29, 2014 01:59 PM

3 All he needs is a 55 gallon barrel of Crisco and a very long straw.

Posted by: faboutlaws at July 29, 2014 06:01 PM

4 Chunky donated $36,000 in 2002 and made 8 (Eight) figures that year.
Thx google.

Posted by: Kafiroon at July 29, 2014 09:43 PM

5 Even after losing half, he'll still be in the 1%.

Posted by: Mullah Gitawny at July 30, 2014 08:09 AM

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