Priest Receives Text Messages From Satan After Failed Exorcist


When was the last time God sent anyone a text message? Just sayin'...

From the Daily Mail:

A Polish priest who carried out an exorcism on a teenage girl now claims he is being contacted by Satan - via text message.

Father Marian Rajchel from Jaroslaw, south-eastern Poland, said he started receiving the hate messages after failing to drive the devil out of her soul.

Now he believes that the demon is using the possessed teenager to attack him through a mobile phone.

Posted by: DMartyr at 11:52 AM


1 Your mother sews socks that smell...

Posted by: Kuffar at July 29, 2014 04:11 PM

2 My wife says that this devil sounds a lot like me.

Posted by: faboutlaws at July 29, 2014 06:05 PM

3 Seeing as how this exchange is completely ripped off word for word from the 1973 classic "The Exorcist", I think the priest is probably battling a troll rather than a demon.

Posted by: Bobby K. at July 29, 2014 07:45 PM

4 #3 - Bobby K- That isn't really his phone texts. That's just an image I made to go with the story. I thought it was funny.

Posted by: DMartyr at July 29, 2014 08:24 PM

5 Reminds me of the 'Get Fuzzy' comic where Bucky Katt gets stuck in a HVAC duct, and is mistaken for God by the dog.

Posted by: shadowofashade at July 30, 2014 05:15 PM

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