jHarmony: Online Dating for Jihadis!


Aisha is a Virgo, likes long walks on the beach, and Death to Israel!

Some things are so surreal, that even Hollywood would have a hard time buying the script:

Islamic State insurgents have opened an office in northern Syria where single women and widows can register to marry fighters from the radical al Qaeda offshoot, a monitoring group said on Monday.

The office in al-Bab, a town northeast of Aleppo city, records the names and addresses of the women so that Islamic State militants can go to their families and make a formal offer of marriage, the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said.

Update by DMartyr: And you thought this was just a parody!

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Posted by: Rusty at 11:18 AM

Comments

1 Ms. Congeniality for certain.

Posted by: jim at July 28, 2014 11:57 AM

2 Is this a real marriage, or one of those Shiite 24 hour marriages?

Also, if these women do marry these "fighters" do they have to sleep with them? Or do they simply inherit their very used goats if they die?

/Islam is confusing...

Posted by: Vyx at July 28, 2014 12:14 PM

3 Do the hirabists have to pay for the 24 hour marriages? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Valerie at July 28, 2014 12:23 PM

4 Do they get charged for digging the hole they use in the the stoning divorce ceremony?

Posted by: Kafiroon at July 28, 2014 06:29 PM

5 All that wedding white sure shows off his tan. Wait! Is that a racist statement? Am I a racist? Oh me, oh my, what will I do?

Posted by: Bubbe at July 28, 2014 09:49 PM

6 THIS IS A PHOTO OF A MALE JIHADI THAT WAS CAPTURED SOON AFTER
WE ENTERED IRAQ..HE WAS TRYING TO ENTER BAGDHAD WITH EXPLOSIVES..

Posted by: TONY ATTANASIO at July 29, 2014 05:22 AM






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