Inability of Jihadis to Hit Most of What They Are Aiming At Finally Making Sense: Blind Jihadi Claims Handicap No Excuse for Not Picking up AK47, Firing in General Direction of Infidels

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Friends of blind jihadi Taymullah al-Somali play epic prank, urging him to fire at the "Infidel Shia 12th Imam, flying on a carpet over us right now!"

Some things are funny. Other things are funny funny. This is the latter:

A blind jihadist pictured fighting alongside ISIS militants in Syria has reportedly urged others to join the Islamist militants, saying having a disability is no excuse.

Taymullah al-Somali, a Dutch national who is believed to have travelled to the Middle East earlier this year, has been photographed numerous times alongside ISIS militants and is believed to be based in the capital of the self-declared caliphate, Raqqa....

Another post urging more jihadists to join ISIS added: 'My beloved brothers, if there is anyone with a valid excuse to reframe [sic] from jihad, it's me. I am blind!'

Thanks to @BellumLetale

Posted by: Rusty at 04:36 PM


1 Ooooo can we caption this one?

" all have one meatball please! And some ISIS for dessert."

Couldn't resist.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 22, 2014 05:00 PM

2 Doesn't surprise me, considering that there are apparently blind inspectors working for the UN in Gaza.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at July 22, 2014 08:06 PM

3 And they posed for PR shots. How brave. Not!

Caption: It's one way. My way or the highway.

Posted by: Bubbe at July 22, 2014 08:08 PM

4 That one was for picking my nose. This finger is for.....

(I'm Not going there!)

Posted by: Kafiroon at July 22, 2014 09:15 PM

5 Taymullah, my friend. You look cold. You must put on my jacket without sleeves. Now, go ask that group of infidels what time it is.

Posted by: Jedi Master Ivyan at July 22, 2014 10:29 PM

6 I bet they will put him in front and hide behind him when there is action.

Posted by: Birbal Dhar at July 23, 2014 05:54 AM

7 Dammit! Beard keep getting caught in rifle mechanism!

Posted by: Shizzle at July 23, 2014 01:24 PM

8 You can tell that Somali is from the West, because he is FAT, fat off the kafir government welfare.

Posted by: Maria at July 23, 2014 07:11 PM

9 Them goats is finger lickin good.....

Posted by: zingtrofffzinn at July 25, 2014 08:33 AM

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