Caption This! Jihadist Tweet of the Week! (Fatwas Issued!)

He has no soul and WTF have you done with his gold?

Fatwas will be issued!

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Goatly Begoly for:

WOW, I find you very attractive...
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Sea Dragon for:
Will jihad for meatballs!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa Wooga for:
Orange is the new black
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete As Soon As We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against McThag for
Popularity waning at home, Carrot Top converts to Islam...

Posted by: Howie at 01:58 PM


1 WOW, I find you very attractive... - Goatly Begoly

Posted by: Kuffar at June 25, 2014 03:20 PM

2 A month ago he bought the rights to this book, a best seller....It's called PLANET OF THE APES. The main
character is a guy just like me. I wouldn't even have to act, just be
myself. Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to

Posted by: Johnny Muhammad al Fontaine at June 25, 2014 03:38 PM

3 "The Jews are after me lucky charms!"

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at June 25, 2014 03:46 PM

4 Will jihad for meatballs!

Posted by: Sea Dragon at June 25, 2014 04:14 PM

5 OK, who peed on my quran?
Their dirty head is going to be separated from their dirty heart.

Posted by: Kafiroon at June 25, 2014 04:24 PM

6 NO! I told you a million times. The drapes do not match the curtains.

Posted by: Captain Harlock at June 25, 2014 04:48 PM

7 Lindsay Lohan really needs to start bleaching her asshole.

Posted by: wooga at June 25, 2014 05:00 PM

8 Looks like someone with a bad case of hemorrhoids took a shit on his face.

Posted by: faboutlaws at June 25, 2014 05:02 PM

9 NEVER mix up your hair dye and your self tanner.

Posted by: kekekekeke at June 25, 2014 05:03 PM

10 It's Paddy O'Abdulla, the Ginger Jihadi.

Posted by: Nate at June 25, 2014 06:23 PM

11 My mother said if I get 10000 likes on facebook I can go on Somalia has Talent.

Posted by: oralex at June 25, 2014 08:57 PM

12 I was born there and I can prove it. This is my original birth certificate from Hawaii.

Posted by: geo at June 25, 2014 09:17 PM

13 Will Jihad for Vidal Sassoon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 25, 2014 11:08 PM

14 They rejected me for the role of "Clyde" in that Clint Eastwood remake.

Posted by: Kafiroon at June 26, 2014 03:13 AM

15 Orange is the new black

Posted by: wooga at June 26, 2014 01:51 PM

16 #10 nailed it....runner up at #3. :)

Posted by: Vyx at June 26, 2014 02:02 PM

17 "If only I could read what they told me to hold up.... wait, what do you mean it's a suicide note???"

Posted by: TimO at June 26, 2014 03:57 PM

18 Orange is the new stupid.

Posted by: Bubbe at June 26, 2014 04:22 PM

19 Looks like the black version of the old "Bozo the clown"

Posted by: Phil at June 26, 2014 04:38 PM

20 This a Certificate of Authenticity for my collectible troll doll.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2014 05:01 PM

21 Popularity waning at home, Carrot Top converts to Islam...

Posted by: McThag at June 26, 2014 05:33 PM

22 The family went to Kashyyyk and all I got was this fur dye

Posted by: Waste at June 26, 2014 06:22 PM

23 After years of Civil War, the Ompa Lumpas sent their strongest warrior to wage Jihad outside of the Wonka Tribal Lands and beg for change!!!

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2014 08:46 PM

24 Damn! Carrot Top went jihad.

Posted by: trigger at June 26, 2014 10:27 PM

25 Sign reads..."Will blow myself up for food"

Posted by: Kramo at June 27, 2014 02:47 AM

26 "Mahmood, you rascal - you put Kool-Aid in my beard shampoo again, didn't you? I'll do meatballs from your body if you do it again."

Posted by: Ty at June 27, 2014 09:40 AM

27 Those wacky P-Funk All-Stars...

Posted by: Nanabozoh at June 27, 2014 11:09 AM

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