Jawa Report The Last Refuge of Buxom Wenches

An activist suggests we stop using the term Buxom Wench.

A term that fell out of favor over 100 years ago.

Fell out of favor 100 years ago, how on earth have we let this happen?

If there's one thing the world needs more of its Buxom Wenches!

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Because Buxom Wenches always have been and always will be fun loving, independent, hetro women on the cutting edge of liberation! And always will be.

A world without Buxom Wenches would be a dull, colorless joyless place.

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Long live Buxom Wenches!

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Posted by: Howie at 11:41 AM

Comments

1 Maybe I try to "Tune in Tokyo" using Buxom Wench control knobs.

Posted by: KIM at June 20, 2014 12:06 PM

2 Yeah, you're being trolled. That the website is called "The Clickhole" should say something. They also have some gems such as:

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/can-somebody-tell-me-what-monsanto-so-i-can-hate-i-330

and

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-lost-150-pounds-and-no-fucking-way-am-i-telling--321

Posted by: HP at June 20, 2014 01:09 PM

3 Yeah, but any excuse to type buxom wenches over and over, I'll take it!

Posted by: Howie at June 20, 2014 01:11 PM

4 Clickhole is a splendid parody of Buzzfeed. I think Dave Burge writes some of their stuff. Four out of five Buxom Wenches like clickhole, while the remaining Buxom Wenches like me. Buxom Wenches. Buxom Wenches Buxom Wenches Buxom Wenches. Yeah.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at June 20, 2014 01:43 PM

5 Tell the activist she can lose 3 pounds of unsightly fat just by getting a lobotomy. Or judging by that article maybe she already has.

Posted by: Mullah Gitawny at June 20, 2014 04:19 PM

6 Mmmmmmm..... buxom wenches......

Must go to bathroom to "relieve" myself...... ;)

Posted by: Shadowman at June 20, 2014 05:25 PM

7 Greetings:

I watch a fair amount of the (South) Korean Broadcasting System's KBS World TV programming. Their subtitle translators seem to have difficulty with the differing meanings of "wretch", "wench" and "wrench.

Hilarity often ensues.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 20, 2014 07:03 PM

8 Last bastion? I got one living in my house... in my bed! Ha, ha, ha.

Posted by: Bones at June 20, 2014 10:39 PM

9 What beats a buxom wench on your lap?

One next to, or on, you in bed.

What beats that?

Two next to, or on, you in bed.

Ahhh logic!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 20, 2014 11:09 PM

10 The original meaning of "buxom" was amiable, or agreeable. In the medieval English wedding vows under the Sarum Rite (which were said in the vernacular, and obviously that would usually be English in England), the bride promised the same "for richer, for poorer" as the man, but she also promised "to be boneyre and buxom in bed and board" (to be debonair and agreeable in bed and at table).

"Boneyre" became "bonny," later, by the way.

Of course, the man promised "with my body I thee worship" (honor) and "with all my worldly goods I thee endow," in addition to paying her a ritual brideprice (represented by a small ritual bag or plate of coins, dealt with in the betrothal ceremony right before the wedding). Sarum Rite was very Germanic, but it was also very St. Paul - the obligations of husband and wife went both ways, for all that some people don't want to read it like that (and don't want to pay attention long enough to find out).

So anyway, my point is that it is very fitting to depict buxom wenches as also smiling, pleasant, and enjoying life.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at June 21, 2014 11:21 AM

11 So anyway, my point is that it is very fitting to depict buxom wenches as also smiling, pleasant, and enjoying life.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at June 21, 2014 11:21 AM
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So what your saying is that they are not liberal, feminist hags.
I'll buy that.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 21, 2014 11:37 AM

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Posted by: Jordan pas cher at June 22, 2014 12:35 PM

13 I feel better already!
let's call the Redskin's the Washington Buxom Wenches and see what happens!

Posted by: obsidian at June 22, 2014 02:03 PM

14 You can bet they won't be flashing those boobs when the new Caliphate takes over the EU. Grab a handful while you can!

Posted by: BaconBoy at June 22, 2014 03:31 PM






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