Demands For Blood Transfusions After Cadbury 'Pig DNA' Incident

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Some of those affected are demanding that Cadbury pays for blood transfusions:

Lately, the Malaysian populace, specifically Muslim Malays, were taken aback by the detection of porcine DNA by the Ministry of Health in two products by the chocolate manufacturer Cadbury.

Following the incident, Jakim (the supreme authority on Islamic affairs in the country) suspended with immediate effect the halal certificates for the chocolate bars Dairy Milk Hazelnut and Dairy Milk Roast Almond. [...]

In a press conference in Kuala Lumpur, the president of Pertubuhan Kebajikan Darul Islah Malaysia (a welfare body) called for holy war against Cadbury for their alleged attempts to 'weaken' the Muslim community in Malaysia.

Meanwhile, the Allied Coordinating Committee of Islamic NGOs demanded that Cadbury bear the cost of blood exchange transfusions for Muslims who had consumed the chocolate prior to the aforementioned exposure.

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

Posted by: DMartyr at 10:27 AM


1 Transfuse them with pig blood...

Posted by: Kuffar at May 30, 2014 10:38 AM

2 Transfuse them with blood from the AIDS hospice...

Posted by: Kuffar at May 30, 2014 10:39 AM

3 just let them bleed themselves out and save us the trouble

Posted by: john at May 30, 2014 10:48 AM

4 Lasts longer than any other kind of milk, pig's milk. No bugger'll drink it.

Posted by: Mullah Gitawny at May 30, 2014 02:48 PM

5 Imagine what would have happened if they had found 'jew' DNA in those things ....

Does this all sound like a distraction tactic for the whole "we couldnt find the plane, and look impotent" thing for the Malaysian government ??

Posted by: defnogtrembaaaa at May 31, 2014 07:24 AM

6 Ain't religion grand? So progressive.

Posted by: Greyrooster at June 01, 2014 06:44 AM

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