Dirka! Dirka! Jihad! Death to Cadbury Bunny!

They really enjoyed the chocolate until......

The absence of any pork product is a chief concern when determining which foods are fit for consumption by Muslims. For that reason, Malaysian religious groups were outraged when chocolate products from the nation’s Cadbury operation were found to contain DNA from the prohibited animal.

One protester, Ustaz Masridzi Sat, had particularly strong words for the perceived religious slight.

“Because the person eats pork, it is difficult to guide him to the right path,” he explained. “When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig-face because of what he has eaten.”

... “We need to unite,” he concluded. “We must declare jihad.”

Pig face? Wow that's a dirty trick. I wonder who could have been behind that? Zionists perhaps?

I'd like to think so.

Hat Tip: Allah.

Posted by: Howie at 08:47 AM

Comments

1 Trying to imagine what my face would look like at this celestial judicial appointment. Lot of beak and feathers, pig ears, cow horns, scraps of antler, snake, bunny... a touch of beaver. And spider, according to urban myth - lots of spider.




Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at May 29, 2014 09:06 AM

2 Bacon would bring peace to the Middle East!

Posted by: PatriotGalNC at May 29, 2014 09:15 AM

3 You can run, but you cannot hide from bacon.

Posted by: faboutlaws at May 29, 2014 10:28 AM

4 Where are the Orthodox jews on this one Howie? they were the ones that taught the muslims to hate the swine.

Posted by: righter at May 29, 2014 11:05 AM

5 Johnny Ryan (righter) Yeah but Jewish Apostles of Christ made the swine permissible to Cross Worshippers so ask me if I give a shit.

Posted by: Howie at May 29, 2014 11:13 AM

6 Bacon ---- the perfect food

Posted by: Kuffar at May 29, 2014 12:10 PM

7 Maybe if the illiterate ignorant thing called "mohammed" didn't blindly copy not eating pig and understood how Jewish law worked, re: kosher, hoozlooms would either eat pig, or have a proper "certification" standard for declaring something halal... like Torah observant Jews... cause we know that some things may have ingredients that aren't obvious-- like machinery that is lubricated with animal derived grease, etc.

Posted by: unPC at May 29, 2014 01:19 PM

8 Maybe Muslim who eat Kit Kat bar shave Butt and learn to walk backward in next life?

Posted by: KIM at May 29, 2014 02:07 PM

9 You no what is really going to piss them off? When they find out that the joint finishing compound used on dry wall (we call it plasterboard or Gyprock) uses pig fat as a plasticiser.

That's right you Muslims, all your houses have crosses made of pig fat on all the walls and ceilings. Better get the hell out and go live in a mudbrick hut somewhere.

Posted by: The Realist of Qld at May 29, 2014 04:40 PM

10 Will be interesting when they find out that that cute Cadbury Bunny has a Terminator Robot inside.

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