Nigeria Swears it Knows Where Missing Girls Are, Canadian Girlfriend Totally Real
Wow, this is believable:
Nigeria’s military knows where more than 200 schoolgirls abducted last month by Islamist militants are being held and is studying how to rescue them, Chief of Defense Staff Air Marshal Alex Badeh said. “The good news for the parents of the girls is that we know where they are, but we cannot tell you,” Badeh told human rights activists yesterday in the capital, Abuja, in remarks broadcast on Radio Nigeria today. "My girlfriend in Canada found them and told me where to look," Badeh continued, "Also, my totally real girlfriend is a model."I may have added that last bit.
Posted by: wooga at May 27, 2014 04:46 PM
Posted by: obsidian at May 28, 2014 09:53 AM
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