Slur-Ridden, UH, Incoherent Babble, UH, Wins National Debate, UH, Championship

It looks like Obama made "uh" a legitimate cultural expression. A slur-ridden, incomprehensible tirade against whitey won the 2014 Cross Examination Debate Association National Championship.

From Pundit Press:

Here is an actual excerpt (with profanity redacted). See if you are able to tell what Towson is arguing in favor or against:

They say the n*****s always already qu***, that's exactly the point! It means the impact is that the that the is the impact term, uh, to the afraid, uh, the, that it is a case term to the affirmative because, we, uh, we’re saying that qu*** bodies are not able to survive the necessarily means of the body. Uh, uh, the n***** is not able to survive.

Have no idea what the person was arguing? Here, maybe another real excerpt will help you:

Uh, man's sole "jabringing" object disfigure religion trauma and nubs, uh, the, inside the trauma of representation that turns into the black child devouring and identifying with the stories and into the white culture brought up, uh, de de de de de, dink, and add subjectively like a white man, the black man!

Again, this is a national championship. The organization that holds the debate was founded over 40 years ago and has held national debate tournaments for decades.

This is our future's brightest stars:

I posted this news report (Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit) instead of the actual debate because I'm guessing most of you don't want to sit through four hours of this nonsense.

Posted by: DMartyr at 11:57 AM


1 maybe he got his debate lessons from al sharpton

Posted by: sound awake at May 19, 2014 12:16 PM

2 What isn't being reported is that the opposing teamdid a pantomime of walking against the windin response, then shouted "PEACE, OUT!" and dropped the microphone...

Posted by: Gunga at May 19, 2014 12:36 PM

3 I see "POTUS 2045" when I watch these lil' rays of light.........

Posted by: MtTB at May 19, 2014 12:44 PM

4 Might as well been the Nobel Peace Prize. Winning it no longer has meaning as well.

Posted by: LaZrtx at May 19, 2014 03:36 PM

5 Ron White got kicked out of his high school debate class for arguing like that.

Posted by: Spiny Norman at May 19, 2014 04:15 PM

6 The Atlantic has an article talking about the history of CEDA and how it has turned into an anti-Aristotelian, spoken-word poetry slam:

Posted by: T.Y. at May 19, 2014 06:05 PM

7 Just what did you expect from wannabe rappers?

Posted by: Kafiroon at May 19, 2014 07:09 PM

8 H O L Y S H I T!

Posted by: Barry at May 20, 2014 01:10 AM

In other news Burger King changes jingle from "Have it your way" to "Be your way" and now, global warming makes corn rows straight.
Peace out!

Posted by: obsidian at May 20, 2014 09:34 AM

10 Neo-libtard Academia - politics over real education, every time.

Posted by: grendelfarm at May 21, 2014 09:12 AM

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