A- Minus University Essay

This "essay" final received the grade of A- at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill:

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The essay in its entirety:

On the evening of December Rosa Parks decided that she was going to sit in the white people section on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama. During this time blacks had to give up there seats to whites when more whites got on the bus. Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat. Her and the bus driver began to talk and the conversation went like this. "Let me have those front seats" said the driver. She didn't get up and told the driver that she was tired of giving her seat to white people. "I'm going to have you arrested," said the driver. "You may do that," Rosa Parks responded. Two white policemen came in and Rosa Parks asked them "why do you all push us around?" The police officer replied and said "I don't know, but the law is the law and you're under arrest.

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

Posted by: DMartyr at 03:06 PM

Comments

1 Hey look !! The kid who did the math problem in the previous post has graduated !!

Posted by: Elmira Viking at March 28, 2014 03:32 PM

2 Just like the "Throw the Jews into the ovens Law"... The police that have sworn to serve and protect and to defend the constitution,will "enforce the law".

Do you think it will be any different when the go door to door with their SWAT Brigades to collect your "illegal weapons"? Until Obamas Nazis are met with force and they start losing, they will gleefully "enforce the law".

Posted by: Kuffar at March 28, 2014 04:16 PM

3 Wow, just WOW. And I thought the dumbing down of the education system was bad in Australia. No wonder so many university "graduates" end up asking "do you want fries with that?"

Posted by: The Realist of Qld at March 28, 2014 04:24 PM

4 This is what you fought for Rosa.

Posted by: Adam at March 28, 2014 05:16 PM

5 Actually, this is an A- report. This third grader did a lot of work on it, and should be commended...

Posted by: TimothyJ at March 28, 2014 05:58 PM

6 I'd be interested to see the essay question. Perhaps the instructions said to write an incoherent narrative from the viewpoint of a civil rights pioneer.

Posted by: Mullah Gitawny at March 28, 2014 06:11 PM

7 Look at the bright side: They learned how to use the spell-checker.

Posted by: RandyB at March 28, 2014 07:48 PM

8 Is this a math problem?

Posted by: Pastorius at March 28, 2014 08:16 PM

9 As a teacher, I see this all the time. My middle schoolers can't write or spell. I don't teach English, but I do all I can. It started when some idiot in education decided that teaching grammar wasn't important...the rest is downhill from there.

Posted by: frustrated teacher at March 28, 2014 10:27 PM

10 MLK Jr., if he was alive to see his people today, would be crying and slinging snot bigtime over what they have become. I'm no fan of his but Jackson, Sharpton and etc ain't worthy to scrap the birdshite off his tombstone.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 28, 2014 10:42 PM

11 At least this college student understands English and can write in somewhat-complete sentences. I can't tell you how many students at my college I've encountered that not only have problems writing in any coherent manner, but also have issues understanding what my department chair calls "middle class language." To paraphrase Jack Nicholson as the Joker, "my 'profession' needs an enema."

Posted by: Sean at March 29, 2014 07:37 AM

12 my humble opinion is that we should end all intercolligiate sports, intra mural sports is fine. but the expense the time the lack of learning among the atheletes is deplorable.

Posted by: ced at March 29, 2014 07:52 AM

13 That terrible essay left out the essential details like how the bus driver used the n-word eight times and lashed Rosa with a whip and how the policemen were dressed in white hoods and everyone on the bus cheered and they were going to hang her from an oak tree before MLK rode in on a horse and smote the crowd with his sorcery and brought Justice unto the municipal transportation lines. That's the way i learnt it at SUNY, New Paltz.




Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at March 29, 2014 08:08 AM

14 It's actually quite a brilliant essay. When he says 'black people had to give up there seats, he was making a stand by implying, "you can't force me to spell it 't-h-e-i-r', cracker!"

Just as powerful as what Rosa Parks did. A plus!

Posted by: Kevin at March 29, 2014 08:59 AM

15 I guess that degree in "Black Studies' preps you for a career in the NBA, NFL or MCD's.

Posted by: Guest at March 29, 2014 09:28 AM

16 And I will bet you that Mrs. Parks would know when you have to use "their" and when "there".

Posted by: Arawak at March 29, 2014 10:50 AM

17 MLK was a Uncle Tom by today's standards. And Not the good Uncle Tom.

Posted by: LaZrtx at March 29, 2014 12:52 PM

18 Just remember if college football goes so do the cheerleaders and their scholarships

Posted by: Rightrt at March 29, 2014 01:47 PM

19 Obviously a gifted student. I was doing more
complicated essays in third grade back in 1963.

One note on the Rosa Parks story: When the
buses were run by for profit companies, they
never discriminated. It was only after Democrats
imposed segregation laws and city owned bus lines,
that this practice began.



Posted by: Leonard Jones at March 29, 2014 02:25 PM

20 L J

A valid point. The reply is "what about the privately owned segregated lunch counters, ha?"
Many were, indeed, definitely racist in outlook and behavior. But, not all. Once again, the eateries were segregated BY LAW. These bad laws were overturned and, in part, replaced with different bad laws.

Posted by: MAKAYA at March 29, 2014 04:37 PM

21 I found the paper that got the High Distinction.

One day Sister Rosa decided that she was going to sit
in the rich white privileged people section on the bus in Montgomery, Alabama. Sister Rosa refused to give up her seat to the man, the 1% oppressor of all the little people. No way she said. I'm Occupying here and no totalitarian fascist is going to move me on, not while I've got this bomb strapped to me.
Two white policemen came in and Sister Rosa called her civil liberties lawyer and explained they wanted to arrest her for being black. She never mentioned the bomb but asked them "why do
you white honky crackers all push us around?" The police officers were arrested for racist hate crimes and sent for re-education at a camp

Posted by: The Realist of Qld at March 29, 2014 04:44 PM

22 "Con-ver-sa-tion," four syllables. Football players should not try to use big words they do not understand because i makes them sound photosynthesis.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at March 30, 2014 10:33 AM

23 Perhaps a little short.

Posted by: Steveeas at March 30, 2014 11:21 AM

24 This essay should get the Al Sharpton "Keep the HATE alive!!" Award for Brevity, and is a solid B+.......

Posted by: MtTB at March 31, 2014 08:48 AM

25 Proper grammar, spelling and punctuation would've earned an A++, then?

Posted by: guinspen at March 31, 2014 11:29 AM






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