Caption This! From Dagestan With Love (Fatwas Issued!)

Something about a sheep, Putin and the oneness of Allah, I dunno.

enhanced-buzz-16878-1383767687-33.jpg

I never really understood Shariat Jamaat anyway.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut Ur Neck Fatwa issued against The Goat for

Help. Me.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against KADYR ABDURAKHMAN for
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for
Yes my love the wind is finally right! My unwashed meatballs will be downwind. No more unhappy faces my darling.
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against McThag for
I once made a pair of shoes, am I called a cobbler?
I once made a barrel, am I called a cooper?
I once fixed my own car, am I called a mechanic?
But f*ck ONE sheep...

Posted by: Howie at 07:38 AM

Comments

1 That's a nice looking ram. He should to a veterinarian and see about having that chechen removed; they can get seriously smelly if left untreated.


Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at February 07, 2014 01:58 PM

2 Help. Me.

Posted by: Goat at February 07, 2014 02:01 PM

3 "1st Marriage Anniversary, photo #14: us, at the spot we first met!"

Posted by: MtTB at February 07, 2014 02:24 PM

4 "Pushing in Hemorrhoids. My Jihad."

- Sharif

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2014 02:36 PM

5 1st wife down 3 more to go! Allwhoakbar!!!

Posted by: Pelopidas at February 07, 2014 03:06 PM

6 Hey Achmed...Come smell my finger!

Posted by: jaya at February 07, 2014 03:18 PM

7 "The single most important advice I can give you about safe sex is knowing which sheep bite - allow me to demonstrate..."

Posted by: Tyler at February 07, 2014 03:32 PM

8 Maybe now I understand... When I look up DAGESTAN in my Turkic to Korean Dictionary.... it say.........."Bad Touching"

Posted by: KIM at February 07, 2014 03:56 PM

9 She's not my sister, she's my wife, so it's ok! Just look at her, so radiant! We're expecting!!

Posted by: Dave at February 07, 2014 04:13 PM

10 Nuts to ewe!
Rams are #1!


I'm entering even though you never judged the last contest with the jihadi training picture.

Posted by: Veeshir at February 07, 2014 04:17 PM

11 Which one did I miss? I know I'm slipping.

Link?

OH I see, Dmartyr ran that one so um..... have to bug them about it.

Posted by: Darthodieus at February 07, 2014 04:19 PM

12 Here I had butt 1 virgin, after jihad I shall get 71 more

Posted by: scot at February 07, 2014 04:36 PM

13 I have two true loves. Jihad, and getting rammed by my ram.

Posted by: Eli at February 07, 2014 05:02 PM

14 I gots me some wooly bully on my finger!

Posted by: obsidian at February 07, 2014 05:08 PM

15 and that is were baby muzlets come from....

Posted by: slugoon at February 07, 2014 07:07 PM

16 "I'm Horney... And this is my prom date Ram"

Posted by: Airandee at February 07, 2014 07:39 PM

17
Akmed explains goat screwing: "First, grab goat by horns..."

Posted by: PaterNovem at February 07, 2014 08:17 PM

18
Allahu Akbar! Guess what this finger smells like!

Posted by: PaterNovem at February 07, 2014 08:17 PM

19 Greetings:

"It's not homosex if he has four legs !!!"

Posted by: 11B40 at February 07, 2014 08:18 PM

20 Know that one end bites!

Posted by: Kafiroon at February 07, 2014 10:25 PM

21 If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Posted by: KADYR ABDURAKHMAN at February 07, 2014 10:44 PM

22 And with this finger I pee bed.

Posted by: joe from nola at February 08, 2014 12:52 AM

23 You gotta fall asleep sometime, and when you do I'm going to show you why these horns are curved!

Posted by: One pissed off goat! at February 08, 2014 04:23 AM

24 Please to meet my number one wife.

{^_^}

Posted by: JD at February 08, 2014 04:51 AM

25 Smell my finger! Smell it! That's the smell of marriage!

Posted by: Rockerpeople at February 08, 2014 08:03 AM

26 Oh Nooooooooos. The finger test confirms his sweetheart is NOT a virgin. The stoning will commence soon.

Posted by: temblinque at February 08, 2014 10:10 AM

27 "Yes my love the wind is finally right! My unwashed meatballs will be downwind. No more unhappy faces my darling."

Posted by: moe hamhead at February 08, 2014 10:46 AM

28 This is my #1 Sheep and her name is Sandy Fluke.

Posted by: The Guy From Degastan at February 08, 2014 01:05 PM

29 "Makin' Love in Daghestan. Lesson One: Foreplay"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2014 06:56 PM

30 jebus?

Posted by: moe hamhead at February 09, 2014 10:13 AM

31 burton cummings?

Posted by: moe hamhead at February 09, 2014 10:14 AM

32 Guess Who: The guy with his lover and his finger in the air?

Posted by: obsidian at February 09, 2014 11:58 AM

33 Notice how they never EVER quote from the NEW TESTAMENT...

And remember the koran borrowed alot of stuff writings that they brought in Jewish scholars to help them with BTW... And very little from the Bibles New Testament (I guess Jesus stuff just didnt sit right with them like the asparagus and cuttlefish).

Posted by: brainwhitematterz at February 09, 2014 01:59 PM

34
Korans will someday just be museum oddities pointed at with a laugh by civilized children who will have to be told by their parents what a hateful thing it represented way back when people stupidly allowed it to continue its poisoning of minds.

Posted by: brainwhitematterz at February 09, 2014 02:04 PM

35 I once made a pair of shoes, am I called a cobbler?
I once made a barrel, am I called a cooper?
I once fixed my own car, am I called a mechanic?
But fuck ONE sheep...

Posted by: McThag at February 09, 2014 06:08 PM

36 One slightly used sheep for sale to unsuspecting brothers in the next village.

Mohammed always sends us primo box.

Posted by: Kuffar at February 09, 2014 06:45 PM

37 Tonight we will be ramming all night long.

Posted by: Big Fat Mouth at February 10, 2014 06:35 AM

38 Trainging Camp. First Day Exercise. Goat Wet Willy.

Posted by: Lecroix at February 10, 2014 09:56 AM

39 Achmed had a little sheep.
And with this sheep he did sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram.
And Achmed had a little lamb.

Posted by: Darthodieus at February 10, 2014 11:26 AM

40 By Allah, he's a Shia heretic, infidel, kafir !
Goats rule ! Death to heretical sheepfucking shiites !

Posted by: Mohammed Abu Shaitan Ibn Goatfuqr at February 10, 2014 01:38 PM






Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0075 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0032 seconds, 48 records returned.
Page size 16 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.