Bad Gun Control

But still very funny.

Authorities say 16-year-old Clifton Chatman was among a group of muggers who surrounded the unnamed victim on the night of December 14 and demanded his cellphone.

One of the robbers pulled out a handgun while the others went through the victim’s belongings in search of other valuables.

Though the victim had complied with all his assailants’ demands, the teen holding the gun shot him anyway.

However, in a surprising twist of fate, the bullet fired at the man bounced off his face and reportedly struck Chatman, killing him on the spot.

Posted by: Howie at 01:59 PM

Comments

1 http://tinyurl.com/o84gr5x

Better source.

Posted by: Gork at December 30, 2013 02:09 PM

2 Yeah well I follow Skelator so I'll link him.

Posted by: Howie at December 30, 2013 02:20 PM

3 Sweet! First degree murder.

Took two criminals off the street - one to the graveyard and the other to prison.

Posted by: DMartyr at December 30, 2013 02:35 PM

4 Victim was charged with illegal use of a deadly weapon. Being near the projects at 11pm

Posted by: LaZrtx at December 30, 2013 03:01 PM

5 "killing him on the spot"

It would have been funnier if he had taken awhile to die.

Posted by: pst314 at December 30, 2013 03:51 PM

6 I love happy endings.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 30, 2013 05:42 PM

7 Greetings:

I heard that ricochets only count if you call them first, like in HORSE.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 30, 2013 08:32 PM

8 Oh, I Totally Like That!
Couldn't do better than that with any plan.

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 30, 2013 09:41 PM

9 The original article says the bullet bounced off an accomplice's face, but your post says it bounced off the intended victim's face.

Posted by: Scrooge at December 31, 2013 02:52 AM

10 Scratch my last comment. I read it wrong.

Posted by: Scrooge at December 31, 2013 02:57 AM

11 Hahahahahahahahaha.

Good thing he cast 'missile shield' prior to the attempted murder. Magic, his +3 tie of protection, and his pinky ring of +5 savings throw saved his skinny magic casting ass.

Posted by: mossomo at January 02, 2014 01:47 AM






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