Cornhole Watch: Officer Vagina

Officer Vagina swears he's totally 100% notgay! And to prove it he fingers men up the ass for no reason.

This gentleman violently inserted his finger into dozens of victims' anuses. Sometimes his friends held guns to the victims' heads to force them to comply. Why was he sentenced to just two years in prison? Because he was an officer with the Milwaukee police department!
Vagnini put his bare hand down the manís pants, touched his scrotum and inserted fingers into his anus, the complaint says. When the man pulled away, Vagnini put him in a choke hold that caused him to slobber onto Vagniniís arm.
Enjoy your stay in Wisconsin's finest pound you in the ass prison Officer Vagina I mean Vagnini, whatever.

Hat Tip: Instapundit.

Posted by: Howie at 12:06 PM


1 Even sicker:

"Vagnini rarely used gloves when he probed their anuses, the victims contend."

From The Daily Caller.

Posted by: DMartyr at December 30, 2013 12:55 PM

2 So ya reckon he saved some for sniffing?

Feel bad for whomever got that car next.

Posted by: Howie at December 30, 2013 01:04 PM

3 I used to feel bad when cops got shot.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 30, 2013 04:39 PM

4 I forgot to put my seatbelt on one time.

Two state troopers showed up and since, you know, I'd a misdameanor possession charge within a decade they were pretty sure "you pants it didn't you?"

No I replied truthfully, got nada, squat nothing.

They kept on so I showed them with plenty of traffic on the road. "Mr. Pull you pants up!"

I told you I wasn't lying assholes.

They then got nervous and took off leaving me there with no ticket or nothing explaining they wanted to "give a someone a break" and I was getting it.

Yeah right.

But they did find my pocket knife I'd lost between the seats. Such helpful fellas.

Posted by: Howie at December 30, 2013 04:47 PM

5 Love hurts.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 30, 2013 05:46 PM

6 So Vagina prefers male anus's. Poor ole Phil Robertson must be so confused.

Posted by: nadadhimmi at December 30, 2013 11:19 PM

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