Louisiana Taliban: Marry Young Woman Who Can Cook

About 15 or 16 but you have to ask her daddy first.

If something works, it works. To intellectuals, however, theory takes precedence over practice and ideological abstractions like “equality” are more important than actual success and happiness. So in the wake of their failure to destroy “Duck Dynasty” because of patriarch Phil Robertson’s alleged homophobia, now the Left has its collective panties in a bunch because, in 2009, Robertson said this:
“Make sure that she can cook a meal, you need to eat some meals that she cooks, check that out,” he said. “Make sure she carries her Bible. That’ll save you a lot of trouble down the road. And if she picks your ducks, now, that’s a woman.”

The Duck Commander company founder added: “You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they’ll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and dad about that of course.”

Hell those are some pretty civilized Talibans right there. Here in Bumfuct when you pass a car in which Talibs have their 14 year old debutantes in the back its the parents looking and pointing you out as "A man in a tie with a car!"

As far as marrying, that first baby can come any time, the rest take about nine months.

Posted by: Howie at 11:23 AM

Comments

1
"Louisiana Taliban Marry Young Woman Who Can ook"
Yeah, but can she ugh, as well?

Posted by: MtTB at December 30, 2013 11:34 AM

2 LOL,

I'd like for forget the teen days of young hot nubile women....

But its very very difficult. I've forgotten most everything but that ;-)

Posted by: Howie at December 30, 2013 11:37 AM

3 Greetings:

I thought that the Allah-dude's final propheteer, who went by the stage name Mohammed, established prime marrying age for females at between six and nine years old.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 30, 2013 11:50 AM

4 It just shows Phil is a fan of Jimmy Soul. "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,..."

http://youtu.be/9NF5XU-k2Vk

Posted by: Bill Cook at December 30, 2013 04:15 PM






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