Where's Rusty? Man Beats Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating In A Bar

For some reason, I'm more impressed than offended...

A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said. [...]

By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.

Frey allegedly resisted arrest, forcing the deputy to zap the suspect with a Taser multiple times, officials said. The Taser had no effect on Frey, who then allegedly starting fighting with the deputy, officials said.

At least 15 police officers from Salem, Keizer and Marion County rushed to the bar and were eventually able to take the suspect into custody, officials said. (Source)

Posted by: DMartyr at 02:32 PM


1 Saw this on Drudge and no. no i am not going to click this one. no, it's probably some relative of mine. do not want to know.

kind of a relief it was just doctor shackleford.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 29, 2013 03:22 PM

2 Whooped 15 cops with one hand. Tough sicko.

Any disagreement with my answers is proof you only want to argue, troll and cause trouble.
Posted by: Bubbe at December 28, 2013 06:17 PM

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 29, 2013 03:53 PM

3 Must have had one of those erections lasting more than four hours.

Posted by: faboutlaws at December 29, 2013 04:44 PM

4 The cops didn't shoot this guy? Restraint on their part?

Posted by: some guy at December 29, 2013 05:04 PM

5 Brings new mention to beat them with a stick.

Posted by: MountainPatriot at December 29, 2013 05:17 PM

6 "beats off" 15 cops and one penis.
a true hero.

Posted by: jb at December 29, 2013 09:21 PM

7 To Bartender:
I'll have whatever he was drinking!

Posted by: Kafiroon at December 29, 2013 09:57 PM

8 Make that a double.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 29, 2013 11:01 PM

It gets better.
Wait for the bar's video hits the net and the guy sues the cops for Police Brutality!
Wonder if they Tasered his dingy?

Posted by: Phil at December 30, 2013 10:32 AM

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