WHERE'S MY @&^%$# BEER?!

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I really think I can identify with this woman. Bring home the beer. Period.

South Carolina authorities say a 44-year-old woman angry at a man for returning home without beer on Christmas beat and stabbed him with a ceramic squirrel.

The Charleston County Sheriff's office says in a report that deputies found a man covered with blood when they arrived at Helen Williams' North Charleston home early Wednesday. She told investigators the man fell and cut himself, but couldn't explain why her hands and clothes were also bloody.

Posted by: DMartyr at 07:58 AM

Comments

1 This is why there is a ten day waiting period in South Carolina for the purchase of ceramic garden gnomes, but unfortunately anyone can buy a cheap Saturday Night Squirrel in the alley behind 7-11. Ceramic weaponry needs federal control now, before some mentally disturbed individual shows up at the mall with a military grade bird bath and a whole bandolier full of Hummels.


Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at December 28, 2013 08:53 AM

2 Poor squirrel.

Posted by: Bubbe at December 28, 2013 10:22 AM

3 You May Never Need a Squirrel,. But...

When You Do, You'll REALLY Need It.

Posted by: Guest at December 28, 2013 11:54 AM

4 Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my Squirrel.

Posted by: Fat Chick from South Carolina at December 28, 2013 11:56 AM

5 In Peoples Republic of South Cackalaki squirrel hunts you.

Posted by: obsidian at December 28, 2013 03:43 PM

6 AND Helen sounds like such a sweet name!

Posted by: Bingo at December 28, 2013 05:06 PM

7 One of my friends at Edisto Island told me about a sister who chopped her husband's head off with an axe at the kindling pile. This was about 1945-50 timeframe. The crazy is strong in the Low Country. Damn, I miss that.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 28, 2013 06:10 PM

8 Damn Gichees. What do you expect from people that eat cat heads and rice.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 28, 2013 07:25 PM

9
I best be careful, mine is made out of iron and it cracks nuts too.
Seriously, bought it at a yard sale for $1.00, causeno one know what it was or what it was for.

Posted by: Phil at December 29, 2013 03:00 PM






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