But What If She Comes Up With Four Witnesses To Say The Sea Raped Her?


Egyptian fatwas make women guilty of adultery when they swim in ocean, eat bananas, or leave the A/C on:

During Morsi's brief stint as president, the Muslim Brotherhood and the equally violently straight laced Salafists issued blatantly anti-women fatwas on a regular basis.

Arguably leading the list was the fatwa (Islamic religious ruling) issued that noted the Arab word for "sea" is masculine, therefore, if and when sea water comes into contact with a married woman's pelvic area, she literally committed adultery.

According to the fatwa, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished.

The standard Sharia Law punishment for adultery for a woman is slowly stoning her to death.

Sure. Let's negotiate peace with these neanderthals.

(Hat Tip: TROP)

Posted by: DMartyr at 11:38 AM


1 hey! that's not nice. we like girls.

those salifi putzes make cro magnon man look ivy league.

Posted by: a neanderthal at December 02, 2013 12:23 PM

2 So if a male swims in the ocean, does that make him a homosexual? If so does that make him eligible for sharia law punishment. ie hanging

Posted by: John S at December 02, 2013 03:24 PM

3 This totally explains how Greg Louganis became gay.

Posted by: wooga at December 02, 2013 03:30 PM

4 I don't know about you, but i feel up swimming chicks all the time.

Posted by: Poseidon, God of the Ocean. Also of horses, go figure. at December 02, 2013 04:19 PM

5 These mohamadans are genius's 's 's . Or something.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 02, 2013 09:21 PM

6 I think you just insulted neanderthals everywhere.

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at December 02, 2013 10:16 PM

7 In Islam the more ridiculous your interpretation of the Quran is the more you are respected as a knowing cleric. Their religious leaders aren't elected or responsible to anyone. Any looney toons nutcase can be a cleric.
What could go wrong with that?

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 03, 2013 07:47 AM

8 You don't negotiate with rats in your attic. You kill them all.

Posted by: Exador at December 03, 2013 10:36 AM

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