The Post Wherein I Confess That I Am, After All, A Racist

For you see, recently I've gotten into the long lost habit of having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch. Usually on Sundays, because I'm more interested in the Packers game than eating.

Little did I know, this rebirth of an old standby lunch would make me a cross burning oppressor of minorities.

“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”

…The Tribune noted that the school started the new year with “intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives,” to help educators understand their own “white privilege,” in order to “change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance.”"Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation — to examine a news article and discuss the ‘white privilege’ it conveys,” the Tribune added.

Last time I checked, we racist sewer dwellers ate tortas. And pitas. And tortillas and pretty much many other different types of foods from all of the races that have come to this country from all over the globe.

So chow down on that quesadilla. Nom on that gyro. Gorge on the fried rice. Hell, chomp on that fried grasshopper while you're at it.

But don't eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you racist bastard.

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:57 PM


1 I Google Verenice Gutierrez and see Picture of Big Fat SchoolMarm who look like..... Maybe...she eat too much CAT in Spicy Ginger Sauce.. and then not exercise.

Posted by: KIM at November 21, 2013 07:29 PM

2 When my kids were little, I had them in a Montessori school, and we would have these pot luck lunches, where we would see how many different kinds of chicken-and-rice we could get.

I think the real objective is to strip us all of our culture. Our schools are not just getting rid of religion and patriotism, but also our heroes, traditions, songs, and history.

Posted by: Valerie at November 21, 2013 08:25 PM

3 They can have my P and J Samichs that I have been eating since I was 3.
When they pry it from my cold dead left hand.
The right hand will contain the item that discourages them seriously at the cost of their lives.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 21, 2013 08:35 PM

4 Greetings:

Are you a first one then the other guy or have you reached the stage of enlightenment in which one mixes the two prior to application ???

Posted by: 11B40 at November 21, 2013 09:06 PM

5 It doesn't matter if PBJ is part of your inferior American culture. You must accommodate the immigrant, not the other way around.

Bugger that. I have a culture and i have Values that are part of my culture. They are fairly simple: invade new continents, kill their kings, enslave their people and put the survivors to work in my salt mines and make them eat peanut butter sandwiches. It's what my people do and HOW DARE YOU say our unique traditions are unacceptable, you Imperialistophobic bigots.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 21, 2013 09:48 PM

6 If anybody believes liberal/progressive/democrats somehow love America, they need their heads examined. Anybody who'd question PBJ sammiches hates America. Next, they will talk smack about bacon. I will not accept that. Nossir.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 21, 2013 11:47 PM

7 These divisive leftists will get everything coming to them. One hopes they are murdered by the un-american 'cultural barbarities' they think so great, before outraged americans finally get their hands on them.

Actually they should simply be sentenced to live under the barbaric cultures they so easily demand be perpetrated on others. Let their pathetic cries of 'bBut thats not Fair' be their dying words.

Posted by: chmichim at November 22, 2013 05:13 AM

8 Doesn't anyone remember that George Washington Carver was the man who invented and popularized peanut butter?

Oh, and he happened to be one of those disenfranchised minorities. He was born in to slavery in the south. See

Yet he overcame all that and earned a prominent place in the history of American agriculture.

I celebrate the PBJ. It is an all-American sandwich made from the studies, efforts, and the melting of people together --bonded together with ideas, not hatred.

If anything, we should insist that kids try eating one of those wonderful sandwiches instead of shunning them because it didn't come from their culture.

Posted by: gork at November 22, 2013 07:40 AM

9 Would be instructive to se what racist food Pelosi and Reid and Obama eat every day.

Shouldnt this leftist teacher be examining that ??? Or is are the leftist gods allowed to eat whatever they want without examination ???

Posted by: yoyonam at November 23, 2013 07:15 AM

10 I tell them they shouldn't have left he wonderful place that serves their favorite sandwich.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 23, 2013 07:52 AM

11 Gork: History shows that people in rural south were making peanut butter before Carver was born. He certainly did merchanized the product and perhaps being a black ex slave may have had something to do with it.

Last week at the Hooter's in Slidell, La I over heard two loud mouth black dudes talking about how Eli Whitney was a black man. They wanted to make sure we heard. Probably just to provoke an argument. The dummies didn't know why we were laughing so hard.
They also mentioned why wasn't there black girls working there.
That's what I need while eating my lunch. A cottage cheese black bulbus butt hanging out of a tight pair of Hooters shorts.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 23, 2013 08:03 AM

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