HHS: Key To Happiness Is For Women To Calm The F%@k Down

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This from the Department in charge of Obamacare:

[...]a study of hot marital fights indicates that when the wife calms down, the couples are more happy. Researcher Lian Bloch of the Pacific Graduate School of Psychology in Palo Alto found that in a study she did at the University of California, Berkeley. She looked at data that included recorded arguments by long-time husbands and wives.

"The marriages that were the happiest were the ones in which the wives were able to calm down quickly during marital conflict."

There is no word on whether or not any male participant was brave enough to actually tell an angry woman to calm down.


This Muslim sheik explains the what the study discovered:


Posted by: DMartyr at 12:37 PM

Comments

1 When momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

A man who is too stupid to give a little will have an angry wife.

Posted by: Valerie at November 20, 2013 01:12 PM

2 Tina was never a very calm girl.....and really didn't listen well either.

Posted by: IKE TURNER at November 20, 2013 02:40 PM

3 It's just a government study, fer Freya's sake, calm down everyone!

It only sounds like misogynist codswallop because you are ignorant of the nuance of a finely tuned Democratic Party administrator, unless it was a study done under the Bush admin and then it's kind of paleo-fundy-hate we have come to expect of Those People.


Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at November 20, 2013 04:57 PM

4 Right SSGB! That is close to 'progressives'. All talk NO think.

Posted by: Kafiroon at November 20, 2013 06:55 PM

5 I have a fighting couple living next door to me. The woman definitely escalates the problem: throwing shoes and dishes, kicking the husband's car. Then, the husband continues the escalation and punches the walls.

Oh, did I mention that I live in San Francisco? You'll have to change your "Key to a Happy Marriage" photo, the husband and wife in this case are both women.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at November 20, 2013 10:16 PM

6 Is it true that deleters eat shit?

Posted by: Harold B at November 21, 2013 07:13 AM

7 If you want your wife to scream while you're having sex.



Call her.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 21, 2013 07:33 AM

8 It is better to dwellin a corner of the housetop than with a brawling woman in a wide house----- Solomon 'The Wisest Man That Ever Lived' (Who had a bazillion wives concubines)

Posted by: Live Free Or On A Rooftop at November 21, 2013 06:00 PM

9 Hell, wives who cherry pick words the husband says then pieces these words together to make up a sentence that wasn't said and then scream bloody murder are on the rise.
EXAMPLE: Husband says, I saw the new check out girl at wally world and she was a blonde.
Wife heard: I checked out that sexy new piece of ast at wally world and I bet the curtains don't match the carpet but I intend to find out the minute you go to see your mother down at the county farm.
See how that works?

Posted by: obsidian at November 21, 2013 07:19 PM

10 when you are married, you know your spouses buttons. love means knowing someone's buttons, and choosing NOT to push them. i am always suspect of the guy that tells me his x-wife or x-girlfriend is "psycho," because even though there are times where a person is indeed a nut, after asking a few well crafted questions, i can usually ascertain to just what extent the said accuser provoked the response in the first place. if you don't want your woman to be ticked, then don't push her buttons, and for god's sake, don't ask her if she is getting her period! treat her with kindness, respect, avoid name calling (uh, that's verbal abuse), don't evaluate or attack her character, and above all else understand that women need to vent and just want you to listen.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 21, 2013 11:46 PM

11 obsidian...

your scenario is the perfect example of a guy pushing a woman's buttons. he knows that she would react jealously, so why comment about the blond in the first place?

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at November 21, 2013 11:48 PM

12 Mistress overdone @ 11 "Exactly!" see what I mean guys?

Posted by: obsidian at November 22, 2013 09:13 AM

13 Women, these days are in a perpetual state of rage.
Stoked by hen parties where the only feature is knocking their husband's and boy friends.
The man can pay their bills, cover their rubber checks and make sure the taxes, electricity, heat and cooling are functioning as well as pay their car insurance and get screamed at for hours for commenting on anything or nothing at all.
Man can walk into the room and the woman asks "What is wrong with you? what are you mad at?" then when the man says There is nothing wrong and I'm not mad he gets screamed at, doors slammed, stomps out to car, races motor above red line and scratches off still screaming bloody murder to spend the entire day at her sisters or mothers calling, long crying phone calls and equally long text-ed manifesto's of what kind of an evil mean and soon to regret it man you are.
This rage also affects Gay folks, Blacks and Muslim's and it's as if these people have a permit to make others miserable and suffer for little or no reasons at all.
My wife has three sisters and everyone acts and talks as if they are in a war with their husbands not a loving relationship.
The men, husbands Dads and brothers just quit and ignore them or lose it and go to jail.
Love from these women doesn't seem to exist and marriage is just a scream fest.
I would advise all you boys and girls to love each other BUT, you do what you feel like you got to do.
Me I'm gonna go shovel some manure and clean out the stable.

Posted by: obsidian at November 22, 2013 09:31 AM

14 Just so ya'll know I've been married for 40 years to the same lady.

Posted by: obsidian at November 22, 2013 09:34 AM

15 Just ignore them. If they don't like it and leave. Fine. Get a younger, better looking one to replace her.

Posted by: Jacob at November 23, 2013 08:16 AM






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