Al Qaeda: "Oops, Our Bad. Next time we'll make sure we're beheading the right infidel"

Or, al Qaeda finally beheads someone who probably deserved it:

Militant Islamist rebels in Syria linked to al-Qaeda have asked for "understanding and forgiveness" for cutting off and putting on display the wrong man's head.

In a public appearance filmed and posted online, members of Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham, one brandishing a knife, held up a bearded head before a crowd in Aleppo. They triumphantly described the execution of what they said was a member of an Iraqi Shia militia fighting for President Bashar al-Assad.
But the head was recognised from the video as originally belonging to a member of Ahrar al-Sham, a Sunni Islamist rebel group that often fights alongside ISIS though it does not share its al-Qaeda ideology.

After inquiries, an ISIS spokesman admitted he was Mohammed Fares, an Ahrar commander reported missing some days ago.

Also, I hereby give you permission to laugh.

Thanks to Harry.

And yes, I really was out of town yesterday. I don't know what Howie's excuse was. He sent me a garbled text. Something about "rest stop" and "bail money". I couldn't make heads nor tails out of it.

Posted by: Rusty at 10:43 AM


1 Just stick it back on. A little camel urine and some herbal tea he shall be as good as new.

Posted by: Islamic Doctor, very traditional at November 15, 2013 12:37 PM

2 OPPS.....MY BAD!

Posted by: Militant Islamist rebel at November 15, 2013 02:49 PM

3 And President Obama expects to benefit exactly HOW by bringing down my Government?

Posted by: Bashar al-Assad at November 15, 2013 02:57 PM

4 Haha!WebRepOverall rating

Posted by: Sharkibark at November 15, 2013 05:32 PM

5 Excuse the pun, but heads are gonna roll for Al Qaeda in Syria ;)

Posted by: Birbal Dhar at November 15, 2013 06:37 PM

6 Nope. Super-glue won't work.

Posted by: Phil at November 16, 2013 11:59 AM

7 Finally a beheading that helps humanity!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 16, 2013 01:25 PM

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