Breakfast in Syria

Here kitty kitty kitty!


Caption contest?

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Memphis761 for:

CATS, the other white meat !!!
The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Crackermike for:
Pot and pussy, what's not to like?
And the Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa will not be issued because none of you morons mentioned meatballs. Not one.


Posted by: Howie at 08:27 AM


1 So now even the Jawa Report has stooped to shameless lolcats?

Posted by: HP at October 28, 2013 08:34 AM

2 Breakfast in Syria? Didn't Obama say we were going to attack Syria?

Posted by: Lenny at October 28, 2013 08:44 AM

3 As an animal lover, I find this offensive. Can't you at least put it under the fold with a warning? There are a lot of us that perhaps don't want to see a house cat cooking in a pot.

Sorry for being a wimp, but it's still the morning and this was really gross and unexpected.

Posted by: Vyx at October 28, 2013 09:39 AM

4 Felidae Infidelus

Posted by: laura Walker at October 28, 2013 09:40 AM

5 One less cat on the streets, one more cat in mah belley!

It's win/win, baby!

Posted by: Rusty at October 28, 2013 10:04 AM

6 @Vyx

No not really, that's the whole point.

The product of civil war in Syria.

Hiding it, well then what's the point.

I like a cat or two myself. But I don't see how saving you from offense solve the problem, You would rather I run Islamic dead baby pron?

Posted by: Howie at October 28, 2013 10:08 AM

7 Greetings:

This is your brain on Islam.

Posted by: 11B40 at October 28, 2013 10:58 AM

8 Syrian my ass. I know Vietnamese cuisine when I see it.

Posted by: Dan Pfeiffer at October 28, 2013 02:01 PM

9 CATS, the other white meat !!!

Posted by: memphis761 at October 28, 2013 02:01 PM

10 Cat. It's whats for dinner.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 28, 2013 02:50 PM

11 Looks like rabbit, Tastes like...
When you're hungry, you'll eat dam near anything!
Not any worse than muskrat, raccoon, dog, squirrel, rabbit, rat, lizard, etc, etc!

Posted by: Phil at October 28, 2013 03:13 PM

12 "In Ulthar no man may kill a cat. There will be a reckoning, hajji boy."

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at October 28, 2013 03:43 PM

13 So Rusty; maybe hunting cats will work better for you than deer.

Posted by: Kafiroon at October 28, 2013 05:42 PM

14 I guess this is for the follow up for the book "100 Uses For Dead Cats", "100 Cat Recipes".

Posted by: Arawak at October 28, 2013 05:55 PM

15 Well nobody else will ask it, so I will. Who here has not eaten one from time to time?

Posted by: EROWMER at October 28, 2013 10:01 PM

16 " Pot and pussy, what's not to like?"

Posted by: crackermike at October 28, 2013 11:04 PM

17 It appears there was only one way to.... well, you get the rest.

Anyhow, read this:

His parents were never abusive or neglectful. “They were decent,”
Greenwald assures, “but fucked up in their own ways.”

father, a short, small, Jewish man, idealized a campy sort of
conservatism that repulsed Greenwald. “He had pictures of Oliver North,
Ronald Reagan, and John Wayne in his office,” Greenwald recalls. “It
didn’t really have anything to do with politics — he just idealized this
fake machismo, which is something he lacked.”

During Greenwald’s
teen years, his father left his mother, and she was forced to take a
series of low-wage jobs to support Greenwald and his brother while their
father racked up debt from second and third marriages.

She worked as a
cashier at McDonald’s, coming home at night with hundreds of scratch
cards from the restaurant to win free hamburgers and sodas. “That’s how
we ate for a while.” Greenwald says.

It’s all a far cry from his current
digs, a spacious two-story wood-and-glass home five minutes from Rio’s
glistening beaches...

So Greenwald is focusing his hatred of his father on America and Israel?

Posted by: CatSplat at October 29, 2013 12:02 AM

18 "In Ulthar no man may kill a cat. There will be a reckoning, hajji boy."

So say the Talking Cats of Ulthar...

Posted by: pussinbooths at October 29, 2013 02:40 AM

19 halal?

Posted by: RRmike at October 29, 2013 04:32 AM

20 Caption :

Its TRUE - Palis EAT their own young....

Look again - corpse isnt that much different from a small childs......

Posted by: tizdalefrem at October 29, 2013 09:18 AM

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