Obamacare Site Failure Diagnosed

It's YOUR fault. The websites failure is because you have weak internet signals and outdated computer settings.


Suggested fix:


It may take several cases to get it right.

Posted by: DMartyr at 06:47 AM


1 Amazing that people with those terrible computers manage to get everywhere else on the internet. Miracles never cease!

Posted by: Kafiroon at October 12, 2013 12:07 PM

2 How long before "using the wrong browser" will be an excuse? Or has that already happened too?

Posted by: vyx at October 12, 2013 12:55 PM

Nope, that is not true!
Its because I emailed everyone on Oct 01, 2013 and in the subject line I putthe following"Everyone: Crash healthcare​.gov !"
Body of email "If enough hit the site, we may be able to bring Obama caredown!"
And I provided the health care URL.
And THAT is why the site stinks as bad as it does!

Posted by: Phil at October 12, 2013 02:13 PM

4 Poor internet signals, by gum! And bad BAD computer settings!

You ANIMALS! Why, there oughta be a law!

Posted by: mojo at October 12, 2013 07:12 PM

5 The Tea Party did it.

Posted by: adam at October 12, 2013 07:46 PM

6 It's Bush's fault.

Posted by: MountainPatriot at October 12, 2013 07:55 PM

7 Lowbid IT or lots of taxpayer money going into pockets of friends (coconspirators) of obamas who then sub-contracted to a low bid solution ???

A harbinger of the clusterfrack that the whole obama run squander circus will operate like.

Lip service 'solutions' is the way of the NeoCommie

Posted by: freedommmmmmm at October 12, 2013 11:21 PM

8 This was hilarious (from the comments section):

Deadlock Victim

This is what happens when you try to use out-of-work Liberal Arts majors as developers.

Posted by: Bomp! at October 13, 2013 01:01 PM

9 Ims sure that obama and his dem coconspirators will blame everything else under the sun for their incompetance and negligence.

Oh wait, I better not give them any ideas ---

>>>> SUNSPOTS <<<<

Posted by: freedommmmmm at October 13, 2013 06:56 PM

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