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The history books will record that on Sept. 27, 2012 Skynet became self-aware:

The U.S. Air Force and Boeing have sent their first unmanned F-16 jet plane into the air a drone craft test that promises to change the shape of battlefield missions in years to come.
Yeah, I know, Tom Cruise flew an F-14 Tomcat in Top Gun. But the joke only works if you suspend belief that Tom Cruise could fly any plane.

Parenthetically, I was way ahead of the curve on Tom Cruise. While all of my friends -- some to this very day -- loved the movie, I came out of it saying, That guy, Maverick .... is he gay or what?

Thanks to BenK.

Posted by: Rusty at 10:41 AM


1 Having seen Naval Aviators at their very best and very worst during my time in the service I can state honestly that the attitudes and macho over the top personalities are the norm.
Cruise may be gay or just metro-sexual in real life but the portrayal of these Sh it hot Fighter pilots was dead on.
Navy Aviation, If the pilots do not go out of this world screaming with their hair on fire they will not be satisfied nor happy, God Bless every peapickin', bolter, Cat riding Son's of the Deep blue sea and wide open sky.
"GO NAVY!" get some.

Posted by: OBSIDIAN at September 27, 2013 11:14 AM

2 Tom joined the Church of Scientology shortly after he learned that Gerbiling is one way to "process" or clear Engrams and become more Self-Determining.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at September 27, 2013 01:52 PM

3 Tom Servo? Or, Crow?

Posted by: OregonGuy at September 27, 2013 02:28 PM

4 Servo.
Servo looks better in a dress than Crow.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at September 27, 2013 07:27 PM

5 Tom Cruise has been flying planes for 20 years in real life. He owns and flies himself a couple of Business jets, including a Gulfstream 4, I think it is. He also flies his own P-51 Mustang. The guy hasn't killed himself yet like JFK junior, so he must be not bad.

Posted by: nadadhimmi at September 30, 2013 08:18 AM

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