Snake Plissken's Plan for Syria

I saw this in the comments and .... it's a winner:

I propose we turn the Syria into a Maximum Security Prison. Build a Wall around it and let them work out a society.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at August 26, 2013 02:00 PM

I can't top that. I'm leaving on a high note.

Posted by: Rusty at 02:52 PM


1 Again, I'm not sure why we're wasting a single bullet on this travesty. Neither side has any redeeming behavior or accomplishments. Have we learned nothing from Libya?

Posted by: Gork at August 26, 2013 03:05 PM

2 Funny Ive been proposeing to do that th most of the Middle East for years.

Then the barnarians can kill each other all they want like multiple rats kept in a too small cage.

Civilization may eventually do this since islam is incompatible with Civilization.

Posted by: himstrentor at August 26, 2013 04:00 PM

3 Funny, but my late father used to say the same
thing about South Central Los Angeles.

Posted by: Leonard Jones at August 26, 2013 05:34 PM

I call it the "thousand plan." Build a wall a thousand feet high around them all and leave it in place for a thousand years. If there is more than a thousand of the murderous SOB's left at that time...

Put a lid on it.

Posted by: MAKAYA at August 26, 2013 06:20 PM

5 BHO's intervention in Syria, if it actually happens, will be another 'lead from behind' clustercopulation of monkeys gang raping a football while various cutthroats either cheer or whine depending on which faction comes out on top. This can not end well.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at August 26, 2013 06:22 PM

6 Bismillah

We will break the wall. Just like we broke Abu Ghraib

Posted by: Censored31 at August 26, 2013 06:58 PM

7 Censored31, I propose we sit down and have a chat with a pitcher of beer between us. --Oh that's right, you guys don't drink alcohol. Sorry, well, perhaps we can have a nice Bar-B-Que and discuss this --Oh that's right you don't eat pork.

Well perhaps we can discuss this as equals. Uh, well, I guess that won't work as long as you cling to the supremacist nonsense you call a religion.

We don't have much in common then. In that case, you stay in your corner of the world, and I'll stay in mine. If you come anywhere near me, don't expect a warm welcome.

Posted by: Gork at August 26, 2013 07:48 PM

8 Perhaps it can be the prototype we use for Detroit?

Posted by: Vyx at August 26, 2013 08:00 PM

9 " Bismillah

We will break the wall. Just like we broke Abu Ghraib
Posted by: Censored31 at August 26, 2013 06:58 PM"

Abu Ghraib must have been guarded by Muslim transvestites. When American women guarded it no one broke the wall. Ha, ha. bismillah that.

Posted by: GREYROOSTER at August 26, 2013 08:01 PM

10 BISMILLAH is a word used by Muslim homosexuals to identify each other.

Posted by: Guest at August 26, 2013 08:30 PM


Posted by: BeePeeGee at August 26, 2013 08:34 PM

12 I thought he would be taller.

Posted by: Timothy J. McCorkle at August 26, 2013 11:19 PM

13 Agreed, then when it gets really quiet and the birds start to sing again wait fifty years then check things out.

Posted by: obsidian at August 28, 2013 11:48 AM

14 I see the clown mothership visited us again.

Dont worry Censored, we will set you free from your slavery to Satan. It will be the biggest abolition in history.

Posted by: hetone at August 28, 2013 12:19 PM

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