Al Qaeda Types Fire 4 Rockets at Israel

Luckily, these people are retarded and no one was killed. Thank God for small favors and inbred genes. Generations and generations of inbred genes:

Four rockets fired from southern Lebanon targeted northern Israel on Thursday afternoon, setting off air raid sirens in Acre, Nahariya, and additional areas in the Western Galilee and sending frightened local residents fleeing for cover.

There were no injuries in the attack, Magen David Adom paramedics said....

Global jihad elements in Lebanon, not Hezbollah, fired the rockets, according to the army's initial assessments.

"Global jihad elements" is a euphemism for Sunni militants with al Qaeda ties or sympathies.

One of the rockets was shot down by Israel's "Iron Dome" defense system, but the other three got through.

Hey Israel, buddy: you're in our prayers.

In related news, not only is Pink Floyd's music pretentious and overbearing, they're also a bunch of assh*les that hate Israel. Seriously, name a Pink Floys song that doesn't go on and on and on and on and on .....

Show me a guy who has actually sat through The Wall and I'll show you a stoner who can't tell the difference between drugged out musing and insightful philosophy.

But luckily, Bar Rafaeli is on the case.

Posted by: Rusty at 02:07 PM


1 What's an insightful philosophy?

Posted by: Stoner who sat through the wall at August 22, 2013 03:24 PM

2 Sheckelford is a Gentilophobe. Pink Floyd rules.

Posted by: Freeman at August 22, 2013 04:14 PM

3 Show me someone who doesn't" like P.F. And I will show you someone who is a polisci professor who thought Romney would win

Posted by: Occam at August 22, 2013 04:15 PM

4 WTF?

Posted by: Harold B at August 22, 2013 04:22 PM

5 Well if were going on about "show me", how about Bar Rafaeli?

Posted by: Kafiroon at August 22, 2013 04:23 PM

6 Well said Occam. However politics isn't a science. It's something you flip a coin for the results. Any Mac Donald's employee can do that. Even Rooster conceded that Obama would win two weeks before the Political Science Professor. AKA Academic Meathead.
Pink Floyd rules. Music shouldn't be judged by politics. Rusty has sinned.

Posted by: Don Sheldon at August 22, 2013 04:32 PM

7 While Rusty is doing the normal Zionist thing of foaming at the mouth at what he believes to be an attack on his other country, people still wonder about Refaeli's Patriotism. She was accused in 2007 of being a draft dodger who married an acquaintance to avoid mandatory service in the Israeli Defense Forces.
Also Waters is a FORMER member of Pink Floyd who now tours on his own. Pink Floyd is one of the most successful groups in history and the reason for it isn't bad music.
Rusty is totally out of line bringing his hatred on those who have nothing to do with what Waters believes. Right or not. How Islamic of him.

Posted by: Cactus. at August 22, 2013 04:58 PM

8 The comments about Pink Floyd seems to be more important than the FRIGGIN ROCKETS.

Posted by: Sal at August 22, 2013 05:01 PM

9 Pink Floyd's bad, boring music sold over 250 million records.

As far as the rockets it seems that the Iron Dome system needs some tweaking. This attack may have not killed anyone but just how uneasy does this make the average Israeli feel? They might not be so lucky next time. Al Qaeda types probably consider 3 out of 4 not bad. Experience has taught me that practice makes perfect.

I insist that what happens in the middle east isn't America's business. However I can understand if Israel does something about these attacks. What would the United States do if rockets were fired at us from Canada and Canada didn't do anything to stop it?

Posted by: Guest at August 23, 2013 05:12 AM

10 I understand the Israelis have struck back at Lebanon. Guess what. Their aim isn't any better.
Only in the screwed up middle east can you shoot rockets and drop bombs on cities and not kill anyone.

Posted by: GREYROOSTER at August 23, 2013 09:00 PM

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