Authorities Perplexed as to Motivation of Sex Offender Breaking IN to Jail

This guy's motivation is completely mystifying. I mean, why would a guy who has been convicted of "sodomy" want to break in to jail?

I'm scratching my head here just as much as the authorities in this case:

The New York Post reports that 36-year-old Yonkers resident Matthew Matagrano pleaded guilty Thursday to posing as a correction officer and sneaking into the Manhattan Detention Center....

It's not clear why the former inmate, whose rap sheet includes a conviction for sodomy and sexual abuse, wanted to get back into jails.

The italics are mine, but I can't help but wonder if the guy at the AP wasn't giggling just a little as he wrote those lines.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:39 PM

Comments

1 Maybe he trying to jump start campaign for Mayor of New York?

Posted by: Kim at July 26, 2013 02:17 PM

2 I think Kim is right.
You have to do something to out weiner Weiner.

Posted by: Kafiroon at July 26, 2013 07:01 PM

3 Bubba just likes the fishin' in that there pond. It ain't everywhere you can snag you know.

Posted by: faboutlaws at July 26, 2013 10:01 PM

4 I bet he was looking for a date in familiar territory.

Posted by: USMC Steve at July 29, 2013 10:08 AM






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