Martyr of the Day

Hat Tip: Pat.

Update: Its not like Achmed doesn't have competition for this coveted Jawa feature.

Thanks to DMartyr.

Posted by: Howie at 09:33 AM


1 Can't see anything, the idiots here upgrade IE and left out Adobe Flash for some reason?

Posted by: Phil at July 22, 2013 10:07 AM

2 Who handed Abu BuBu the grenade with the short fuse?

Posted by: OBSIDIAN at July 22, 2013 11:07 AM

3 One of Murphy's Laws of Combat is that a grenade with a 6 second fuze usually goes off at 3.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at July 22, 2013 11:18 AM

4 Work Accident. Do they get paid to dig the hole they throw the parts of him in?

Posted by: Kafiroon at July 22, 2013 11:30 AM

5 Update OSHA 300 log.
Workplace fatality - cause - being a dumbass (aka martyr for the jihad)

Posted by: Kuffar at July 22, 2013 12:00 PM

6 This is encouraging.
Based on many many videos I've see here at Jawa:
When the Crazzed Muzzies in Iran finally do get the bomb, there is a pretty good chance it's going to detonate at the launch site.

Posted by: Guest at July 22, 2013 12:24 PM

7 Thats what happens when a country gives away arms to 'revolutionary groups'.... they hand along all the stuff that didn't pass quality control for THEIR troops...

Posted by: TimO at July 22, 2013 12:34 PM

8 I love happy endings.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 22, 2013 09:47 PM

The first guy needs to learn that when Mr. Grenade has the pin/spoon removed he is no longer safe and will kill you shortly. Even if you think it was a dud, leave the damn area for a while before sending your wife's annoying nephew to see if Mr. Grenade is still active. Trying to put the pin back in is like trying to see if the gun is loaded by pointing at your head and pulling the trigger.
The second guy should have known that you don't stick your body out the window when shooting someone or seeing if you hit him. The guy with the scoped rifle obviously had some small hole to look out of, use that and the scope. Now he gets to die a lingering death from the gut shot.

Posted by: mdb at July 23, 2013 07:49 PM

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