Caption Contest: Adidas Edition

Caption this image of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in his Adidas hoodie.

Boston bombings suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on April 19 as he emerged from a boat stored in a Watertown, Mass., backyard. The red dot of a police sharpshooter's laser sight can be seen on his forehead.


Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwa issued.

The I Will Cut Ur Neck Fatwa issued early against Dmartyr for:


The Devil will do meetballs from you body Fatwa issued against Moshe for

What do you mean I ran over my brother......I thought it was a meatball
The Why you insult Holly Koran Fatwa Issued against Gork for

Posted by: Howie at 09:05 AM


1 Pull!

Posted by: Gork at July 19, 2013 09:03 AM

2 "I AM Trayvon........"

Posted by: MtTB at July 19, 2013 09:14 AM

3 Please Shoot! I want to share my 72 virgin goats with my martyred brother!

Posted by: Ed at July 19, 2013 09:46 AM

4 Where are the pictures of me in diapers?

Posted by: obsidian at July 19, 2013 10:20 AM

5 'I'm such a pussy. Why didn't I just empty that gas can on my head and light myself on fire?'

And DM, you're the best!

Posted by: EROWMER at July 19, 2013 10:26 AM

6 "They all came running at me... So I defended myself."
"We did not use small shrapnel - so the kids wouldn't choke"
"I was radicalised by the movie True Lies and carry spare batteries ever since"

Posted by: Kinder lint at July 19, 2013 12:07 PM

7 "What do you mean I ran over my brother......I thought it was a meatball."

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at July 19, 2013 12:10 PM

8 Give me a burkha and I'll look like a one eyed Jawa.

Posted by: Elmira Viking at July 19, 2013 12:19 PM

9 Sorr, but no caption. I do however have an observation: What is it with the
liberal left and their obsession for young criminal thugs and terrorists? I think
I may have an answer. Here is Frank Zappa with an intro by Don Pardo and
Terry Bozzio on vocals performing Punky's Whips:

Because "emphasizing the pooched out succulence of his insolent pouting
rectus" is too long for a caption.

Posted by: Leonard Jones at July 19, 2013 06:41 PM

10 Awww, shoot!!

Posted by: Bubbe at July 19, 2013 08:26 PM

11 Whitey Muji Wants to Meet The Hooris

Posted by: agha_memnun at July 19, 2013 08:52 PM

12 Nice photoshop, DMartyr. Love the part about flying under the FBI radar, an angle of this story that should be grounds for firing a LOT of people but that the media are studiously (and predictably) ignoring.

Posted by: frustrated Teacher at July 19, 2013 10:33 PM

13 All
(a piece of shit terrorist)

Posted by: Spartan at July 20, 2013 06:25 AM

14 I'm too sexy for my red dot!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 20, 2013 09:40 PM

15 Damn it. The militants in Iraq have just taken over Abu Ghraib prison (yea the same one) and released Hundreds of prisoners including senior members of Al Qaeda in Iraq. Ten guards have been killed so far. The prison is now run by the NEW Iraqi government.

Posted by: GREYROOSTER at July 22, 2013 09:37 AM

16 As usual the media reporting things just to be reporting. Now they are saying 25 members of Iraq's security forces are dead and they don't know who or how many have escaped. Also two prisons have been attacked.

Posted by: GREYROOSTER at July 22, 2013 10:10 AM

17 Crimo : "Shitting my pants make this a hate crime"

Posted by: trapazoidx at July 22, 2013 09:14 PM

18 Where's his "throat wound" he was said to have that made him unable to talk for so long?

Posted by: Chillis at July 23, 2013 07:23 AM

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