Heartbreak Co-Conspirator in Jihad Jane Case Can't Pray in Irish Prison Because of the Porn

I've waited a very long time for this.

An Algerian man jailed in Ireland and wanted by the United States on terrorism charges filed a damages suit against the Irish state on Tuesday, saying his prison conditions were "not even suitable for animals".

Ali Charaf Damache is wanted by the FBI for conspiracy in a foiled international plot to murder a Swedish cartoonist whose depiction of the Prophet Mohammad with the body of a dog caused outrage in Muslim countries.

"Cork Prison is not even suitable for animals," Damache, 47, told the High Court. "There was a television and radio (in my cell). When I practiced my prayer they (cellmates) deliberately put the volume up (and) they put pictures of naked women on the wall. I can't pray in a place where there are naked pictures..."

Oh the horror, if anyone has, you know, contact with some of Damache neighbors, ask them to put this one up for us.

Damache said he had been unable to wash before prayer and handling the Koran, as his faith requires, and was usually allowed to shower and change his underwear just once a week

Also I hear there is a rumor he's keeping hashish in his rectum. Better check that.

Damache was convicted in the Jihad Jane plot. Another accomplice Jihad Jamie (aka Jamie Paulin-Ramirez married Damache upon her arrival in Ireland only to find that Damache was only interested in the Muslima as a sex slave.

Hat Tip: El Grillo.

Posted by: Howie at 11:58 AM


1 Once a week!
In the muzzie world that luxury is reserved for the 1%!

What is his problem.

I understand mustaches physically excite him. His cell mates may wish to know.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 16, 2013 03:04 PM

2 Maybe he should shack up with Goatly.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at July 16, 2013 03:18 PM

3 After seeing that pic, I think I might need to change my shorts every hour

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 16, 2013 08:26 PM

4 Hobo! Welcome aboard! Grab a chair and order a few beers.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 16, 2013 09:25 PM

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