New UC President Promises to Make Campuses More Diverse Using "Big Brother" Treatment

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DHS Secretary Janet Napalitano will be the new President of the University of California system. One can only hope that in addition to monitoring faculty email accounts, that she'll use the taser on all those smelly hippies at Berkeley.

Posted by: Rusty at 11:43 AM


1 Well, she's going to the right place in the right state.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at July 12, 2013 12:16 PM

Loyal servant parachuted into a lucrative job.
This is the 1st time it happened in this world.

"serving president obama and his administration"

wow! Are you sure it should not be 'serving US people'? But truly, that would have been a misstatement.

Posted by: HerWrath at July 12, 2013 02:58 PM

3 If there wasn't a direct pipeline from the Engineering and Computer Science Depts @ UC to the Government Intelligence Complex before, there will be now.

Napolitano will soon be my boss. I need a bottle of Jack Daniels. No, make that a lifetime-supply of Jack Daniels.

Posted by: Kalifornia Kafir at July 12, 2013 04:25 PM

4 One can only hope the hippies who complained about getting pepper sprayed a couple of years ago do something instead that lets the new dictator of the campuses tazer them. As much as I wouldn't want to see it happening, now all I can think of was the CSI/Mythbusters episode of the guy being sprayed and then latter getting the taser applies and turning into a human fireball.

Posted by: mdb at July 13, 2013 10:03 PM

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