Ministry of Irony: Creepy Assed Crackas Are Racist Edition

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UPDATE By DMartyr: In the George Zimmerman case, the State's star witness describes conversation she had with Trayvon Martin the night he was shot:

The prosecution asked Rachel Jeantel what Trayvon Martin was complaining to her about on the phone, as he walked home.

"That a man just kept watching him," she replied.

After the judge overruled a defense objection, the prosecutor continued, "Did you say anything back to him or did he say anything back to you?"

"Yes," Jeantel replied. "I asked him how the man looked like. He just told me the man the man looked creepy."

"He said the man looked creepy?" the prosecutor asked.

"Creepy, white, kill-my-neighbors cracker," Jeantel replied, and when asked to repeat her testimony a few times, added, "He looked like a creepy ass cracker."

"He told me the man was looking at him," she added, "so I had to think it might have been a rapist. Might have been a rapist."

Jeantel's testimony bogged down for several minutes because the defense and the court reporter were having trouble understanding her testimony.

This would be hilarious if one young man wasn't dead and the other fighting for his freedom.

BTW, for anyone following this trial, Legal Insurrection has some great daily summaries from a lawyer's perspective.

Posted by: Howie at 08:32 AM


1 Have been listening to the trial, and yesterday as well as today, she was on. Listening to her speak, and how she thinks, she is definitely a poster child for whats wrong with this country on a whole lot of levels. Also read where all the crap she posted on twitter and facebook were deleted last nite, probably at the request of the State so as not to make her look too stupid, and not to give the defense any ammunition.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at June 27, 2013 08:41 AM

2 Burka material.
If the defense did not get her twitter and facebook postings as she was doing them, they are stupid.
Did I hear the defense is not allowed to present Trayvon's thug photos and postings?

Posted by: Kafiroon at June 27, 2013 09:11 AM

3 #2 - "Did I hear the defense is not allowed to present Trayvon's thug photos and postings?"

That is correct. Unless the State opens the door...

Posted by: DMartyr at June 27, 2013 09:13 AM

4 All of this could be solved if Obama would simply hand over the recorded audio from their conversation. Although, we'd need an interpreter to translate it into english from ebonix.

Posted by: mrclark at June 27, 2013 09:43 AM

5 I'm really amazed at how fiercely 'polite society' is opposed to the use of the 'N' word, when these people themeselves throw the word around in every other sentence... (or reasonable facsimile thereof)

Posted by: mrclark at June 27, 2013 09:49 AM

6 Greetings:

Boy, that Rachel sure fills up a TV screen.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 27, 2013 10:37 AM

7 This monstrosity will get her 15 minutes of fame and then crash and burn. Watch and see. If Zimmerman's attorney doesn't make a monkey out of her Zimmerman needs to fire him and get a real attorney.

Posted by: Leo at June 27, 2013 11:33 AM

8 mrclark@# 4.
Exactly. Her testimony needs English Sub Tittles.

Posted by: Guest at June 27, 2013 11:45 AM

9 This is why she thought Zimmerman was a rapist:

Posted by: SDF at June 27, 2013 11:48 AM

10 Several years ago when all the corporate CEO's were being tried the first thing called into evidence were their e-mails and all other forms of personal communication. How come they can't call this kid's e-mails, facebook posting, text messages, etc? Something sure does not smell right on this one to me. KILL ALL HIRABI'S!!!

Posted by: JusCruzn at June 27, 2013 12:07 PM

11 This gal is going to have to have 10 daddy less babies if she is going to survive in this world. The welfare system at it's finest. Oh, and by the way, what school is she going to? It sure needs to be closed down as a failed school--unless she is still in third grade. What a maroon.

Posted by: TimothyJ at June 27, 2013 01:36 PM

12 #9 - Zuimmerman's lawyer Mr West (sorry, don't recall his first name) did, at one point, up his tone in questioning her. The judge quickly interrupted and told him to lower his voice.

The judge is protecting the State's witnesses from any aggressive cross examine.

Posted by: DMartyr at June 27, 2013 02:02 PM

13 The Fix is already in.
Zimmerman will be convicted in order to prevent riots in the streets and attacks on white people around the nation.
This young lady as a witness failed to prove anything except that turvyon was a Racist black kid the son of a New Black Panther which is a racist organization.
Creepy ass cracker, while not a term that sets white people off into a rage and riots is a Racist term as the defense attorney informed the court and this jewel of English BFF of the victim, who apparently did not know "cracker" is the same as "n24437" or "gook" and Kraut, Jap, wop, etc. She just proved in a court of law tredvon was a racist looking for trouble with the creepy ass cracker.
White people need to understand black people bless they's hearts hate them and wish them dead or enslaved for the sins of slavery 148 years ago.
I'm not a racist but I'm not to blame for slavery or Jim Crow segregation, I've never owned slaves and no blacks currently living in this country have ever been slaves.

Posted by: obsidian at June 27, 2013 02:26 PM

14 Funny how I can type all types of racial names for a variety of races and nations but the only one that bounces my comment to spam is N24437.
Well it's not Ha Ha funny......

Posted by: obsidian at June 27, 2013 02:29 PM

15 She can't read cursive. That floored me. I learned to write that stuff in the 2nd grade. And she didn't know "cracker" was a racial slur?? And this is the star witness. That's the best the prosecution could do? Just let Zimmerman go and Florida better reimburse his court costs.

Posted by: Jedi Master Ivyan at June 27, 2013 02:50 PM

16 Coconut, It's what the hairstyle makes me think of.
Low information voter is also what she makes me think of.
If this is Tredvon's BFF then what kind of intelligence did he have?

#17 Master, Cursive is not taught in schools in many areas today.
To be 19 though and never seen, or learned to read cursive is telling, I bet her command of Ebonic's text via phone is good though.

Fo' shizzle she has places more important to be and things better to do than testify for her dead and buried BFF, I find that touching! >sniff, Sniff<

Posted by: obsidian at June 27, 2013 03:09 PM

17 If cursive isn't taught in schools today and she can't read cursive, then WHO REALLY WROTE that letter--Trayvon's mother's lawyer? Remember, Trayvon's mother went along for the deposition, right? Prosecution, Trayvon's mom, and Trayvon's mom's lawyer were present....

Posted by: CJO at June 27, 2013 05:14 PM

18 She also explained that "cracker" is a commonly used expression in her culture. Now, off to the sensitivity retraining camps with you!

Posted by: tek at June 27, 2013 08:38 PM

19 obsidian @ 15- Sad to say, but you are probably right. Either Zimmerman gets railroaded into prison and killed there, or he gets let off and killed on the street. And, if killed on the street, he will have a lot of non-black company. That's what I believe.

Posted by: EROWMER at June 27, 2013 08:47 PM

20 I'd prefer to be called a "creepy-assed pinkie."

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at June 27, 2013 09:12 PM

21 If I use "commonly used expressions in my culture" I am called a racist among other nasty things.

Posted by: Kafiroon at June 27, 2013 09:22 PM

22 @20: She says she had a friend write it for her. But you can tell she's lying 'cause her lips are moving.

Posted by: Jedi Master Ivyan at June 28, 2013 01:07 AM

23 @23 We prefer pigmentally challenged thank you.

Posted by: Randman at June 28, 2013 07:32 AM

24 Actually, Rand, pigs are pretty smart. Mentally, that is. See what I did there? What we need is a color chart, though. Kinda like a paint chip sheet? C u4July on the sq?

Posted by: EROWMER at June 28, 2013 07:49 AM

25 Some people think she is dumb, but I think she is the smartest manatee to ever crawl out of the water.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at June 28, 2013 01:13 PM

26 That is a genuine ignorant person. Product of public schools anda culture that has lost it's way. Could you imagine having your fate being affected by someone like that?

Posted by: PaterNovem at June 29, 2013 12:27 AM

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