Fatwa Friday Continued: Hunting the Green Birds of Paradise
Everyone knows that silver bullets kill werewolves, but these babies take care of those pesky green birds of paradise.
So how do you deal with religious extremists who believe that dying for their faith is an Express Ticket to Paradise? Killing them seems to just give them what they think they want. Only wounding them, as in this recent case, leaves the messy business of a public trial,Hat Tip: Media Matters. ;-)
A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive approach. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.
Its time to put some ham in Mohammad.
Posted by: Axel at June 14, 2013 01:06 PM
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Posted by: Phil at June 14, 2013 04:21 PM
I want a bunch in 165 grain 30 caliber boat-tail!!!
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Posted by: The Realist of Qld at June 14, 2013 08:40 PM
"Nothing unclean will enter it (heaven) Rev 21:27 And the old testament forbids ham too.
Good thing that christians can sort of pick and choose from the Bible
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