Cornhole Watch: Six Man Circle Jerk Edition

Jewel Uddin, Omar Mohammed Khan, Zohaib Ahmed, Mohammed Hasseen, Anzal Hussain and Mohammed Saud have at least 18 years to get to know each other better.

Six Islamist extremists have been jailed for a total of more than 100 years for plotting a gun and bomb attack on an English Defence League rally that could have sparked spiralling communal violence in Britain.


The six travelled to Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, for the rally attended by several hundred people with a car full of weaponry including a pipe bomb, two shotguns and knives but turned up too late to carry out the attack.

As they drove home to Birmingham, one of their cars was pulled over by police because a plotter failed to fill out an online application form properly and the car showed up as *having no insurance.

Now is the time at Jawa Report when we dance.

*Grandpa always said that insurance was a Zionist plot.

Posted by: Howie at 02:29 PM


They all look like the lights are on but nobody's home. I'm sure if you wired their heads all up in series you might, just might, get a measurable amount of brainwave activity.

Posted by: MWTexas at June 10, 2013 03:03 PM

2 "We'll BOMB an EDL gathering and kill as many as we can! That'll teach them to call Islam violent!!!"

Posted by: DMartyr at June 10, 2013 03:33 PM

3 Why do all their mugshots look like autopsy photos?

Posted by: Beefcake at June 10, 2013 03:43 PM

Are they brothers/

Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at June 10, 2013 07:08 PM

5 I choose tits and ass over wrapping a towel around your head and growing a scraggily beard that even a goat would not eat.

Posted by: angel with a sword at June 10, 2013 07:20 PM

6 Ach Du Lieber! Der untermenschen macht interbreeden!
What's scary is...these guys are fourth cousins but look like brothers or even father and sons.

Posted by: obsidian at June 11, 2013 11:08 AM

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