American Muslim Woman Killed In Syria


Running weapons for Syrian rebels is not such a good idea. This Muslim convert from Flint, Michigan wins the coveted "Jihad Is a Messy Death" Darwin Award.

From CNN via Gateway Pundit:

Syrian TV identified the woman, releasing what it claimed were images of her Michigan driverís license and U.S. passport. It also released what is said was the name and passport of a British citizen. It did not identify a third person who it claimed was a Westerner.

The report said the three were ambushed in their car in the flashpoint province of Idlib in northwestern Syria, where government forces have been battling rebels for control.

TV footage showed a bullet-riddled car and three bodies laid out. It also showed weapons, a computer, a hand-drawn map of a government military facility and a flag belonging to the al Qaeda-affiliated al-Nusra Front.

Yes, we mustn't forget the flag that shows your unequivocal support for terrorists. Please allow me the first "boo-friggin-hoo."

I'm sure the question on everyone's mind right now is, "does she get 72 virgins boys?" I know that was the first question I asked.

Posted by: DMartyr at 10:09 AM


1 Women don't want virgins, they want experience! A merciful Allah will surely grant Nicole 72 hot and experienced studmeisters.

Posted by: Petunia at May 31, 2013 10:41 AM

2 33 year old woman has an 18 year old daughter. Doesn't have a record of "good judgement" and is now off the welfare rolls here.

As for the "virgins" thing, I'm pretty sure women automatically go to hell in Islam.

Posted by: Vyx at May 31, 2013 11:42 AM

3 Our problem is how to get the rest of Dearbornistan and other Michigan and Minnesota moslimes to go to Syria.

Posted by: Kafiroon at May 31, 2013 01:24 PM

4 All we need to do is offer free one way trips and special jackets that happen to have large bullseyes on the back, just claim Target donated them or something if they ask questions.

Posted by: mdb at May 31, 2013 01:28 PM

5 mdb:

LOL. Bullseye jackets. We could probably get Target to actually donate them in the cause of "multicultural understanding."

So really, there's just the cost of the trips, and really, I'm thinking that the gubbermint can do it under a "cultural initiative" that promotes "personal ethnic understanding."

Posted by: Vyx at May 31, 2013 04:00 PM

6 How the f%$#& do they allow someone to take a picture for an ID with a head covering? If I show up with a baseball cap to take a picture for a driver's license it will surely be refused.

Posted by: Arawak at May 31, 2013 05:41 PM

7 #6 I was thinking the same thing. I remember around the time of the first 9-11 there was a story of a Florida woman who was suing, because she wanted to be photographed in full burkha.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at June 01, 2013 09:30 AM

8 Looks like my Id. I use it to go to Mosque and get the boys to fuck me up the ass.

Posted by: Stable Hand at June 02, 2013 11:25 PM

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