"If The Virgins Start Hogging The Remote, Is He In Hell?" - 72 Questions About 72 Virgins Everyone Should Ask Before Becoming A Suicide Bomber
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- What if the bomber wants girls with more experience?
- What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71?
- If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
- What if he's celibate? What does he get?
- What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age?
- If he's bisexual, does he get 36 of each?
- If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit?
- What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a ménage-à-soixante-treize?
- Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines?
- What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him?
No mention of the lake of flaming pigshit waiting for them all ??
Posted by: terawattzup at May 31, 2013 04:19 AM
Everybody is ugly and smells bad in hell.
Posted by: EROWMER at May 31, 2013 09:10 AM
Ahh, almost every Musloid male is quite familiar how other men's rear doors work.
Posted by: MM at May 31, 2013 02:00 PM
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