Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Muslimahs Of Al Qaeda's Jabhat al-Nusra Patrol Streets Of Aleppo Edition


Fatwas will be issued

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Posted by: Stable Hand at 11:51 AM


1 Yes, we can cross breed with higher animals like goats.

Posted by: Mark at May 05, 2013 10:18 AM

2 'Now don't you go Ninja'n nobody that don't need ninja'n!'

Posted by: garrett with apologies to the 'Redneck Ninja' at May 05, 2013 10:22 AM

3 The naked forearms on the 'journalist' are hot, hot, hot. Every moslem male who sees those bare forearms seethes with uncontrollable lust. Obviously she's trolling for rape. And the fun doesn't stop there, after the rape she needs to be stoned for corrupting males.

Posted by: angel with a sword at May 05, 2013 11:05 AM

4 "We heard a rival militia was constructing some car bombs, so until we find them I get to search the vehicles. Out of the house and into the shrapnel zone: it's kind of break-even. Am I getting paid for this?"

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at May 05, 2013 11:17 AM

5 Iron Eyes Cody has reallylet himself go.

Posted by: garrett at May 05, 2013 01:34 PM

6 I really didn't want to see that, that, are you sure that's a woman? Anyway, that picture with the word "sticky" is going to give me nightmares and sexual disfunction for years. I gotta find me the back end of a camel or something. MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!

Posted by: Alabama Mike at May 05, 2013 02:42 PM

7 "I raised my son's to be good meatballs and look what happened. They exploded themselves and got tomato sauce all over the place. What a mess!"

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at May 05, 2013 04:24 PM

8 Our men are spending all their time with goats and we are searching vehicles to find them so we will make them into meetballs.

Posted by: Kafiroon at May 05, 2013 04:24 PM

9 For the first time, I understand why some are in favor of the full face covering of a burka.

Posted by: MountainPatriot at May 05, 2013 04:45 PM

10 After 8 years as President, Obama finally gets the sex change he always wanted - and then moves to Aleppo where he can buy cool hijabs and get a job where where for once he will actually make a difference.

Posted by: Andrew Brown at May 05, 2013 05:19 PM

11 Welcome to Checkpoint Chaz Bono-Aleppo

Posted by: Nanabozoh at May 05, 2013 06:00 PM

12 Don't lust after me just because I am beautiful...

Posted by: Pops at May 05, 2013 06:37 PM

13 Mel Brooks, on the set of his next movie, Blazing Infidels!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 05, 2013 06:58 PM

14 For twenty American dollars I'll do you better than any goat in the city. Come now baby, let me rock your world.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 05, 2013 10:49 PM

15 They let the ugly ones out as a cheap form of divorce - no dowry to return if they get killed.


Posted by: JD at May 06, 2013 04:46 AM

16 If Allah didn't wish this women to be this ugly he would have made he different.

Posted by: Average Whitewinger at May 06, 2013 07:12 AM

17 We are checking to make sure everybody has plenty of bomb in the trunk. What good is a car if it doesn't go BOOM?

Posted by: Freeshiticus at May 06, 2013 07:59 AM

Have to make sure the cars are wired properly as it is so hard to find the goats needed to get the good bombers. All I can get with myself is someone refering to himself as "Crazy Ivan". Last thing we need is a premature detonation as we are getting worked up.

Posted by: mdb at May 06, 2013 11:11 PM

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