Islamic State of Losers Announce Afghani Islamic Spring!

In the name of Allah, the most Gracious, the most Merciful the Taliban have announced their very own brand new super exciting spring offensive.

The main objective is to bring the Afghan people closer to Islam by...... Wait for it......

Killing a lot more people.

Wow, Islam really is a one trick pony huh?

Posted by: Howie at 01:36 PM


1 I wanted a flower festival with parade floats and candles and prizes for the best orchids and stuff but no one in Waziristan listens to me.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at April 29, 2013 03:22 PM

2 And so far we've spent 800 billion in Afghanistan. Not counting American lives. Does anyone have a good rational, sane reason for this? What has been gained. Or the over on trillon we've spent in Iraq. Back in the good old days we would have taken that amount in oil to pay the bill. Today who gets Afghan minerals? China. The rest of the world is right. We be stupid.

Posted by: Average Whitewinger at April 29, 2013 05:06 PM

3 Well, whitewinger, for the last five years I have suggested a classical pyramid of skulls but everyone over here said no. Americans have no sense of tradition.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at April 29, 2013 08:33 PM

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