Omar Hammami Death Watch Update

Imagine my surprise and heartbreak when I returned from vacation to find that Omar Hammami had been shot in the neck and was probably buzzard bait somewhere in the Somali desert. I and I'd missed the whole sheebang!

Then imagine the sigh of relief when Stable Hand emailed with a He's not dead Jim!


Hiding in a hole? Damn that's a letdown. I thought the brave Muj would stand to the death while facing impossible odds. Silly me.

Anyway, I'm back now so you may proceed with the operation. Fire when ready.

Update: It looks like Shabaab is creating a Kangaroo Sharia case against Omar.

It appears his group is holding out in the forest against those seeking him. It appears he's not very optimistic about the eventual outcome.

He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which, eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."

Posted by: Howie at 11:50 AM


1 Maybe the reason why we haven't heard from him lately is because they buried him in the hole.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at April 29, 2013 12:15 PM

2 Nope that's a fresh tweet, I wouldn't have posted it otherwise.

Posted by: Odie Wan Kenodie at April 29, 2013 12:16 PM

3 How do I know this isn't Zionist propaganda and that Omar is living happily with his harem of sheep?

Posted by: Mark at April 29, 2013 12:21 PM

4 You'd think by this point in his little excursion to Dirkaville - that Islam isn't all it was cracked up to be.

Posted by: YALAAAAAAAAAAAA! at April 29, 2013 01:15 PM

5 May I recommend tossing a grenade into the hole? Or the 80mm rifle shot from a hundred feet out?
He is likely to be holding an AK contrary to Saddam afraid of US troops.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 29, 2013 01:48 PM

6 I get the seriousness of this, but all I'm thinking is that I kind of want a hole in my backyard now. Is this something everybody has? Our back yard is completely hole-less.

Posted by: Kevin at April 29, 2013 09:43 PM

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