Too Sexy For His Beard

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

(Omar Borkan Al Gala was found too sexy for Saudi Arabia)

Saudi Arabia deports man for being too sexy for his beard:

Three men from United Arab Emirates were attending the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival in Riyadh, the capital of Saudi Arabia. They were forcibly evicted from the festival by Saudi police officers. The grounds for this harsh move? The visitors were too handsome.
Omar Borkan Al Gala, one of the three men to get deported from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome. [...]

After evicting them, the police immediately deported the trio back to Abu Dhabi, lest any Saudi women see them and find them too irresistible to not fall in love.

Yeah, the women might find him too irresistible. We'll go with that... (wink, wink)

More pictures.

Below the fold, an Islamic lecture about how beards are supposed to make Muslim men more manly and resistible to other men.


Islamic beards not only protect from being gay, but also keeps one from eating hamburgers!

Posted by: DMartyr at 06:34 AM


1 Goats have beards, so how come they're not resistible to Muslim men?

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at April 27, 2013 07:12 AM

2 The mutaween are usually some of the ugliest bastards in any town: snaggle-toothed, stinking, angry men who've never held a job except for bullying their neighbors.

(I learn this from back before the KSA leaned on him and made him shut up about KSA.)

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at April 27, 2013 07:35 AM

3 Nonsense! They were deported because the jealous goats and sheep threatened to riot.

Posted by: Mark at April 27, 2013 10:29 AM

4 After looking at those pictures, Bubba is painfully tumescent.

Posted by: faboutlaws at April 27, 2013 10:40 AM

5 Note to self: Never proposition the mullah's goat within earshot of the mullah. Wait until he leaves.

Dude, the only thing those beards resist is soap.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 27, 2013 11:03 AM

6 "wink wink" Haaaaahahahaha

Posted by: grego at April 27, 2013 11:13 AM

7 Ridiculously photogenic Emiratee

Gets 72 virgins BEFORE he explodes himself.

Posted by: sean at April 27, 2013 03:26 PM

8 He is a very good looking young man, but what is the bet that he is gay

Posted by: Aussie at April 27, 2013 04:28 PM

9 Aussie, they will kill you for calling them gay.
Right after they finish buggering their bachi bazi.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 27, 2013 05:16 PM

10 his boyfriend demands you apologize for calling him gey

Posted by: rumcrook™ at April 27, 2013 08:15 PM

11 This is what olla has done. Hilarious.

Posted by: EROWMER at April 27, 2013 08:36 PM

12 eye shadow on the eyes and beard??

Islamic clerics must be salivating at this dancing boy....

Posted by: tiddles444 at April 28, 2013 02:37 AM

13 He was deported before the Kingdom could begin a civil war over whose bachi bazi he was to be.

Posted by: Mark at April 28, 2013 11:05 AM

14 he looks like a bitch....

Posted by: TheGhostofBelleStarr at April 28, 2013 07:32 PM

15 What flavor is that lipstick?

Posted by: SDF at April 29, 2013 12:57 PM

16 He was probably deported for trying to eat out another man's a$$hole. Just look at him. He's as fruity as the dates sold in the souk.

Posted by: Rick Derris at April 29, 2013 07:42 PM

17 It's George Michael!!!!

Posted by: Flash at April 29, 2013 08:40 PM

18 15

Camel ass flavored lipstick....

Posted by: twinpekes at April 30, 2013 03:14 AM

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