Priorities: San Francisco Restores Taxpayer-Funding For 6-Foot-Tall “The Healthy Penis” Mascot

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So what if the SF gobermint is operating in the red, dickheads are more important!

ZIP:

The penises went into retirementin 2006, debuted again in 2009, and now are back for a third time to encourage men to get tested for STDs every six months. Those who do get tested will receive a Healthy Penis stress toy and a coupon that looks like a dollar bill – but, of course, with a Healthy Penis in place of George Washington. The coupons can be used for discounts, free coffee and other goodies at 25 local businesses.
Where's they're healthy vagina mascot?

Ooops, never mind. CODEPINK already has that vagina thingy covered:

Well then, where's the healthy boobies mascot?

Never mind, Jawa has that covered with real boobies and we don't take a penny from the SF gobermint.

Posted by: Stable Hand at 01:16 PM

Comments

1 I thought that was Rusty's every day wear?

Posted by: DMartyr at April 23, 2013 01:43 PM

2 Give me a shout when the City starts handing out free Gerbils.

Posted by: Richie Gere at April 23, 2013 01:48 PM

3 Sniper bait.

Posted by: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder at April 23, 2013 03:48 PM

4 Being San Francisco it just had to be a chocolate penis since the taxpayers are paying for it.

Posted by: Average Whitewinger at April 23, 2013 04:10 PM

5 Does that thing wiggle in an earthquake?

Posted by: faboutlaws at April 23, 2013 04:11 PM

6 Is the chocolate cock Obama?

Posted by: Mark at April 23, 2013 04:24 PM

7 SF? Brown? .....ICK! Nevermind.

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 23, 2013 05:33 PM

8 Greetings:

And which "men" might it be who are being encouraged ???

Back before Christmas, there was a very short report on the local KPIX evening news advising homosexual men traveling to New York for the holidays to get vaccinated against some form of meningitis. A couple of weeks ago, I can across a very short print article that a man in New York had died of bacterial meningitis.

Geez, I think I answered my own question.

Posted by: 11B40 at April 23, 2013 07:47 PM

9 The vagina ladies costumes resemble dead baby fetuses with their necks and feet cut off.
The penis mascot actually looks like a lumpy turd with a jimmay carter grin.

Posted by: obsidian at April 24, 2013 11:45 AM






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