2 + 2 = Man

Shortly after the Boston Marathon bombings, Michael Moore guessed "2+2=." He later clarified by speculating the bombings were related to Patriot's Day.

This morning he broke his arm attempting to pat himself on the back:


Posted by: DMartyr at 11:52 AM


1 Pat himself on the back? Ain't no one with arms that long.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 19, 2013 12:33 PM

2 @ #1: If Michael Moore saw his arms he'd probably eat them.

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at April 19, 2013 12:40 PM

3 Who pays attention to Michael, Jabba the Hut, Moore?

Posted by: Mark at April 19, 2013 01:31 PM

4 Well, a woman would know.....

Posted by: grermtinge at April 19, 2013 05:06 PM

5 Tried to hang himself, but the rope kept breaking....

Posted by: grermtinge at April 19, 2013 05:11 PM

6 the fat bastard cant even pick the lint out of his belly button.

Posted by: trigger at April 19, 2013 07:35 PM

7 2+2 = Islam

Posted by: Maria at April 20, 2013 12:37 AM

8 Mikey the Hog hasn't seen his feet in 20 years.

Posted by: Mark at April 20, 2013 09:21 AM

9 Here are some of his relatives:


Posted by: Mark at April 20, 2013 09:28 AM

10 @1....I saw a TV show in which a guy half the size of Michael shitehead demonstrated that theonly waysuch fatbastards can wipe the shit from their hole is by lying face down on a bed so the buttocks hang apart by force of gravity.
Maybe he has flunkwits do it for him whilst inserting their noses.
But, the question is, can a person like him have even one real friend?

Posted by: Axel at April 20, 2013 02:53 PM

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