Jawa Caption Contest: Sad Joe Edition

The defeat of new federal gun control laws in the Senate yesterday made Vice President Rex Kramer really really sad.

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You know what to do kids.

Fatwas will be issued in 8 to 10 days or whenever I get to it whichever comes first.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:

Grumpy Cat Look-a-Like Contest losers.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against paintyourjackwagon for:
Looks like I picked a bad day to stop shooting heroin.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark for:
Biden has just realized Obama cannot make him pregnant.

Posted by: Howie at 10:18 AM

Comments

1 Fuck you, clowns.

Posted by: Mark at April 18, 2013 10:56 AM

2 Man we have an articulate black guy in the white house for the first time and hair plugs or not ... I really wanted this to pass muster, mister!

Posted by: TiamoInfidels at April 18, 2013 11:08 AM

3 BO and Joe all "Wee-Wee'd Up"

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at April 18, 2013 11:11 AM

4 Oh Crap... The crease in my trousers is crooked!!!

Posted by: Kuffar at April 18, 2013 11:11 AM

5 darn. now i don't get ice cream. he said i would only get ice cream if it passed. not fair. i should get ice cream anyway. i tried, i really, really tried. i want ice cream. darn.

Posted by: moe hamhead at April 18, 2013 11:13 AM

6 "I just can't stand it when the teleprompter breaks down."

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 18, 2013 11:48 AM

7 "He said it was MY turn to speak!"

Posted by: Kafiroon at April 18, 2013 11:50 AM

8 "I'm the vice president of the god damn united states. Who the hell do these wee people think they are?"

Posted by: Abrog8 at April 18, 2013 12:11 PM

9 Biden: "What now."

Obama:"What now? Let me tell you what now.
I'ma gonna call a coupla hard pipe-hittin' black folks, who'll go to work on
the GOP here with a pair of pliers and a blow-torch. You hear me
talkin' hillbilly boyz? I ain't through with you'll by a damn sight.
I'ma get medieval on your ass's."

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at April 18, 2013 12:11 PM

10 Grumpy Cat Look-a-Like Contest losers.

Posted by: Bubbe at April 18, 2013 12:12 PM

11 Separated at birth: Joe Biden and Jeff Dunham's puppet, Walter.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at April 18, 2013 12:23 PM

12 Biden reminds me of Walter, Jeff Dunham's grumpy puppet.

Posted by: Dave at April 18, 2013 12:56 PM

13 sorry, #11. you posted while I was looking up the name... lol

Posted by: Dave at April 18, 2013 12:57 PM

14 He looks like he just shit himself.

Posted by: Tricky Dick at April 18, 2013 01:01 PM

15 Ack, that was a bitter pill to swallow...

Posted by: Pops at April 18, 2013 02:14 PM

16 It's all Bush's fault.

Posted by: Elmira Viking at April 18, 2013 02:15 PM

17 biden: i knew i shouldn't have watched terms of endearment again. damn netflix.

Posted by: moe hamhead at April 18, 2013 03:39 PM

18 'This was not the day to have the cabbage, was it, brack?'

Posted by: EROWMER at April 18, 2013 04:42 PM

19 When obama the traitor is sitting in his own feces in the deepest tiniest prison cell after the revolution, will 'Crazy' Joe be in a nice airy rubber room in some psychiatric ward ??

Perhaps he is positioning himself for that eventuality ?

Posted by: tronyap at April 18, 2013 04:59 PM

20 The asparagus and cuttlefish are NOT sitting well !!!!

Posted by: tronyap at April 18, 2013 05:00 PM

21 #10 no Grumpy Cat at least has some dignity.

Posted by: tronyap at April 18, 2013 05:01 PM

22 #1 unhappy clowns - perfect picture for photoshopping

caption 'Damn, my attempt at destroying freedoms has failed again. Me much unhappy. "

Posted by: tronyap at April 18, 2013 05:03 PM

23 God this is an epic wedgie:( Where's my dirty whores to pick it? O there's Piers:)

Posted by: legalizehazing at April 18, 2013 06:32 PM

24 Faggots can mean mug too

Posted by: legalizehazing at April 18, 2013 06:33 PM

25 "I wish he would hurry up these new depends are making my meatballs burn like bacon strips on a volcano."

Posted by: darthsmeag at April 18, 2013 07:18 PM

26 Looks like I picked a bad day to stop shooting heroin.

Posted by: paintyourjackwagon at April 18, 2013 08:13 PM

27 "Geez Barack, do you HAVE to have the burrito grande before EVERY press conference!"

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at April 18, 2013 08:49 PM

28 I'm going to hold my breath until I get gun control, Mommy.

Posted by: Herr Wilson at April 19, 2013 12:33 AM

29 Biden has just realized Obama cannot make him pregnant.

Posted by: Mark at April 19, 2013 09:53 AM

30
Biden: They told me I could play with my winkie ifthe bill passed... sigh... now I can't... :-(

Posted by: mr_bill at April 19, 2013 11:56 AM






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