Sic Balls!

No Trespassing is enforced by Kim Jong Un, the current dictator, and his dog Chopper. The most feared and least seen dog in North Korea. Legend has it that Kim has trained Chopper not just to sic, but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy. Thus a spy who has illegally scaled the North Korean border fence might hear the dread cry: "Chopper, sic bawrs!!"

Also, at 1:00, a brief lesson on holding a handgun if you are one of those people who like to wave your hands around while you talk.

Posted by: DMartyr at 12:59 PM

Comments

1 Yeah I love the one General who steps back as Jung-un keeps fiddling with that pistol, he has the "i hope no one noticed me step back", look on his face..

So funny.

Posted by: Odie Wan Kenodie at April 09, 2013 01:06 PM

2 Shooting Makarov clone at 50 yards and not hitting the target is not surprising, but waste of ammo. Are you sure N. Koreans are really starving?

Posted by: HerWrath at April 09, 2013 01:58 PM

3 The dogs in that country eat better than most children...

Posted by: Kuffar at April 09, 2013 02:05 PM

4 #3 - The dogs in that country are better eating than most children.

Posted by: DMartyr at April 09, 2013 02:14 PM

5 This special ops unit we call ...The Ranchers

Posted by: Kim at April 09, 2013 02:39 PM

6 "...if you are one of those people who like to wave your hands around while you talk"...with finger on the trigger.

Posted by: tim at April 09, 2013 03:06 PM

7 Fucking baboons

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at April 09, 2013 05:35 PM

8 I wasn't all that impressed with their gun handling or their accuracy. I can't group all my shots into a fist sized area either, but then again, I am not a member of my nations special forces program.

Posted by: You Have An Ugly Goat at April 09, 2013 09:23 PM

9 A bunch of ghetto pitbulls would eat up that army.

Posted by: faboutlaws at April 09, 2013 10:01 PM

10 Did you see all that grass? And those trees practically dripping with bark? And speaking of bark, can you imagine how much protein there was in that pack of dogs? These people ain't starving. And they ain't practicing firearm safety either. And another thing, ENGRISH! Do you speak it, mothereffer?

Posted by: EROWMER at April 10, 2013 05:40 PM

11 this is actually a North Korean marriage ceremony - and later, it will be lunch service

Posted by: Tyler at April 10, 2013 06:16 PM

12 Many decades ago I used to go out to the airshows at Lockbourne AFB near Columbus, OH.

The security dept. always put on a K-9 demonstration and after the dog would subdue the padded 'perp', they would put him face down on the ground with the dog between his spread legs.

The 'perp' would raise up and the dog would go into loud growls and bury his snout into the guy's crotch....

Posted by: TimO at April 10, 2013 10:26 PM






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