Remember When Canada Used To Send Suicide Bombers To The US To Blow Up Buses And Pizzerias?

Then the US erected huge walls to keep the Canadian terrorists out and Canada was all like, "OCCUPIERS!" and the US was like, "SELF DEFENSE!" and Canada was like, "DISPROPORTIONATE FORCE!" and the US was like, "LEAVE US ALONE!" and Canada was like, "DEATH TO AMERICA!"?

Yeah, I don't either.

At his press conference Thursday with Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, President Barack Obama chose an unusual example to drive home his belief that peace between Israelis and Palestinians is possible. [...]

"I mean, you know, the United States and Canada has arguments once in a while, but they're not the nature of arguments that can't be solved diplomatically." (Source)

Posted by: DMartyr at 10:59 AM


1 So basically, John 'Lurch' Kerry and Hillary ' 3am call' Clinton know more about our relationships with foreign countries than Teh Won? So, so scary....

Posted by: Vyx at March 22, 2013 11:01 AM

2 You can't fix stupid!

Posted by: Moshe Ben Avram at March 22, 2013 11:20 AM

3 Maybe black smoke coming out of White House chimney for last 4 years mean there no leader for US yet?

Posted by: Kim at March 22, 2013 11:32 AM

4 Kim, you funny guy, ha ha. But Right!

Posted by: Kafiroon at March 22, 2013 12:32 PM

5 This is the speech that The Economist was calling one of the most brilliant speeches in years.

And the black smoke coming from the White House is due to a directive from the EEOC and USCCR on the inherent racism of utilizing white smoke.

Posted by: Randman at March 22, 2013 01:30 PM

6 But they did raze Washington to the ground that one time.

And there IS that problem with Terrance and the other gay.

I say just wait til theyve become another soft Islamic Emirate, like Britain or Norway. Then you'll need a feckin wall.

Posted by: Axel at March 22, 2013 02:31 PM

7 This is supposed to be the smartest guy in the world right? RIGHT? We're all doomed, doomed I say.

Posted by: Eli at March 22, 2013 03:55 PM

8 Most Israeli press were treating him like a rock star. Maybe that was why Bib I decided he had to apologize to Turkey

Posted by: occam at March 22, 2013 06:11 PM

Maybe they heard about the people who were prevented from entering Canada at the border when they wanted to go see a football match.
I have heard of a story where a couple were taken off a train by Canadian border patrol. Those Canadian border control people are mean dudes. It was in retaliation to something that happened on the American side of the border....
I guess those people going to the football match were found to be suicide bombers?

Posted by: Aussie at March 22, 2013 09:08 PM

10 occam, since you didn't know; most of the Israeli press and media is just as leftist/liberal as the USA media. Just as in the bag as the USA media is the propaganda arm for Glorious Leader.

Posted by: Kafiroon at March 22, 2013 10:44 PM

11 I did not know the Canadians had a directive from their god to eliminate every American!

Posted by: obsidian at March 23, 2013 10:53 AM

12 It is amazingly obvious when the Messiah goes overseas and opens his pie-hole that there are very good reasons he doesn't go overseas all that often...this quote makes Biden look almost intelligent!

Posted by: Frustrated Teacher at March 23, 2013 05:27 PM

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